punch-up

usually a school yard fight with someone trying to defend their honor or someone elses. the original people involved dont actually have much to do with the eventual fight, but there are usually more than 3 or 4 a side, and they are not always even

girl 1: did u see that punch up after skool today?
girl 2: yea with dave and that! dave was protecting greg when tom started on him and arranged a fight outside!

by loodie March 17, 2005

punch break

The act of masturbating in a toilet at work whilst you should be working... instead of a "lunch" break, place your hand on your member in the form of a fist and administer a "punch" to yourself... nothing better than getting paid to pull!

Me: "Hey Rosso! Hold the fort will ya, I'm on punch break!"

Rosso: "Ya dirty bastard, give her a yank for me!!"

by sadtraxx September 25, 2009

Punch A Baby Mad/Frustrated

To be so mad and/or frustrated that the only thing that can make your day better is punch a baby or a small child. This level of anger is above Kick a Puppy mad/frustrated. This is the highest level of anger

Did you see Charles yesterday he looked like he was Punch A Baby Mad/Frustrated.

by Hade5079 April 1, 2011

Punch Bowl

When you are at a house party and someone cloggs the sink and everybody pisses in the sink.

Yo dude, I totally punch bowled the bathroom sink.

Go fill it up .

by Gdit March 9, 2017

punch to groin

when one spreads a male's legs and delivers a refreshing blow to his nuts using the fist

I was moaning on the floor after Jenny gave me a punch to groin.

by ZeroPhantom September 30, 2005

punch babies

(phrase)

a term used when something is soo fucking face melting you just get so pumped up (and you may start throwing fists in the air).

used when something is awesome or too down.

****It is just a phrase; it is not a literal/real act****

Setting: At some heavy, hardcore show/concert. The band playing is at a breakdown. Everyone starts head banging...

Me: Dude, this is fuckin' face melting!

Ivan: Fuck yeah, I just wanna punch babies in the face!!!

by jhonface August 1, 2009

punch in the seat

1. to hit someone in the family jewels (a.k.a. the seat, the junk, the baby maker, the twig and berries)
2. to hit someone in the balls as a form of punishment or torture.

1. When Jim wasn't looking I decided to give him a punch in the seat and he doubled over in pain.

2. The stupid sonofabitch wouldn't tell me where he hid the cash so I had Vinnie and Nunzio hold him down and I had to give him a punch in the seat a few times before he talked.

by Courvoisier T. Kilgo January 31, 2008