Puerto Rican Diploma

The arrest record of a Puerto Rican

The police officer ran out of toner printing his/her Puerto Rican Diploma

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O January 23, 2013

puerto rican guy

A fine ass guy who gets all the fine bitches and is sometimes a stoner and has a fat friend named Jason

Damn! Look at that puerto rican guy fucking your mom while Jason watches eating cookies.

by BQws May 16, 2015

Puberty Rock

(Or Pube Rock)
A spin-off "genre" of rock music practiced and lead by the soon-to-be-famous-emaciated-circus-bear, Brian K. Music traits usually consist of punk, pop, or hard rock rhythms of cover songs and rarely originals, killer face-melting drum solos, and "Peter Brady" style vocals. Adopted by any aspiring pubertal 12 year old with a passion for music and with impressive talent, minus the singing...

12 year old+drums+cd burner+camp+14 year old groupies=PUBERTY ROCK

PUBERTY ROCK WILL OWN YOU!!

kid 1: is that him playing drums?
kid 2: yeah
kid 1: and guitar?
kid 2: yeah
kid 1: wow...he sucks
kid 2: thats just his voice, the music is good though..

by stray September 15, 2004

Puerto Lando

A more honest name for the city of Orlando, Florida

Do you sell body armor? I have to go to Puerto Lando tomorrow.

by mega oper August 3, 2008

Pubertis

Puberty is really a giant monster that puts pubes on you while you are asleep.

Kid 1: Dude, I finally hit puberty!
Kid 2: Naw dude, pubertis touched your balls and possibly your inner asshole while you were sleeping
Kid 1: No!!!! I wanted to lose my virginity to a cheerleader!

by jdupon21 January 3, 2010

Puerto Rican Handshake

To stab someone violently.

Lainey gave Mike a Puerto Rican Handshake because he called her old.

by Soonermike24 September 14, 2018

puberty

A disease that most teenagers go through.

Begins with deepening of the voice, then slowly progresses as the teenager's body deforms and their mind becomes dangerously volatile.

There is no cure. The only known way to survive this disease is to drink loads of alcohol and have sex with a new guy/chick every other night.

Puberty is why most teenagers in the 1800's died.

by Cortana Dragoon July 31, 2005