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puffer

A state of engorgement of the penis between completely flaccid and fully erect. Often observed just after sex, during moderate sexual stimulation or just after waking up (as opposed to a full-on morning missile).
Shit, Billy-Bob, I got me a serious puffer lookin' at Daisy Duke's ass. I'm about one minute away from a complete woody.

C'mon, honey, just gimme a couple licks on this puffer and I'll fuck you back into the stone age before breakfast!
by 6079 Smith W March 21, 2005
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pufferfish

An obnoxious, self-entitled, troll-like person.
Oh no, the pufferfish is tagging along with Kambiz after hiding in his trunk.
by Friggin' genius May 1, 2009
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Puffer

A fat chick that is a little more than chunky. She's fluffy and squshy like bread dough. This condition is usually caused by too many hostess cakes and sitting on her ass waiting for prince charming.
Girl 1- so do you think I can afford to get any of the guys here drunk enough to take home a puffer like me?
Girl 2- if you're just looking to suck dick I'm sure there's a few that would be willing.
by Dark-kitty May 1, 2010
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puffda

Puffda is how cool a person is within their circle of friends. Typically a puffda is not the most popular but just one of them guys in the middle who everyone gets along with. A person who no-one hates.

Puffda is used within the UK a lot from a young age up until 15 where then it is phased out.
A: Wassup puffda! How you been?
B: Not bad not bad
A: Wicked!
by Sarite101 April 22, 2011
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Puffer

Yo, that puffer is puffin!
by Ondoyt February 3, 2010
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shiny puffery

the shiny puffy jackets becoming the top fashion trend in cold areas, very similar to a shrunken half bodied Michelin man.
The invasion of the shiny puffery has begun. Everyone wears these crazy jackets at least they are warm.
by enemybear November 22, 2011
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puffer fish

A males unshaved genital area. The male has not shaved for quite some time now and his pubic hair is long and puffy.
Samantha: Did you go down on Kyle ?
Nicole: he wanted me to, and i was down. However when i pulled down his pants i saw a puffer fish and totally freaked!
by Dj AF May 25, 2010
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