PUNISHMENT!

It Said When Somone Gets Majorly Owned

It First originated on Failblog When a commentator Shouted the word PUNISHMENT! after somone got Pwn3d on National T.V

commentator1: "we are here today..."

*Baseball Flies Into Crowd Knocking somone unconscious*

commentator1: "O..M...."

commentator2 "PUNISHMENT!

by loonyface August 6, 2009

Punisher

two in the cooter one in the tooter. also see the shocker. the act of inserting index and middle fingers into the vagina and the pinky finger into the anus or bunghole.

He gave her a hella good punisher last night.

by Mark November 14, 2003

Punishment

A process involving the smoking of zoots (spliffs, doobies, joints, bifters etc..) where the number of herbal cigarettes is one less in number than the group of people smoking them.

Allow, Ben, please skin, otherwise it won't be punishment.

by ElBison86 December 18, 2011

Pruning

Fapping, or more commonly used as have sex in a bathtub

Me and my ex are pruning tonight, so I can't come to your party.

by StarGoat December 15, 2014

Prudist

A name for a person that saves their body for marriage. Prudists may be confused or horrified at sex jokes.

Addie: Just shove it in.
Maria: Thats what she said.
Prudist: Why is that funny? I dont get it?

by Fellow Prudist January 13, 2015

pruning

When one or more persons engage in sexual activities in water until their fingers become wrinkled like prunes

Holy shit! Ethan and Ceilidh pruned in the hot tub before we got in it!

pruning-when one or more persons engage in sexual activities in water until their fingers become wrinkled like prunes

by Team Squaaaaa November 5, 2015

Pussy Punish

The inverse of "blue balls" for females. When a females' genitals are teased excessively or when a female is on the verge of an orgasm, but for some reason her partner cannot or will not get her off.

Bob was fingering me, licking my clit, for so long until I was just about to cum, but he just couldn't seal the deal! I was a sloppy frustrated mess! My pussy ached so bad I suffered from Pussy Punish.

by Noturgirl April 8, 2011