Maury Povich

A sexist who hosts a talk show and only takes the sides of women on his fake talk show.

Maury Povich

Maury: this is Cindy. She has throat and breast cancer.
Audience: Awwwwwwww....
Maury: Cindy suspects that her husband Mark is cheating on her because she found scratches on his back
Audience: ooo..
Maury: So what did he say when you found the scratches?
Cindy: The dog went crazy! Maury (Yelling at the screen) I know mark is cheating and when the lie detector proves that he's cheating he's gonna get all his stuff out my house!!!
Audience: HAHAHA...yeah (audience claps).
Maury: Allright here's mark. come on out.
Audience: BOOOOOO!
Cindy: Mark! I know you're cheating!
Maury: So Mark the dog did give you the marks on your back?
Mark: Yes is was the dog. Cindy needs to stop all these accusations.
Cindy: I got proof mark we is gonna see stupid.
Maury: Mark we gave you a lie detector test. here are the results...Mark we asked if you cheated while your wife was at work you said no and the lie detector test said that was a lie in fact it said you cheated with more than 50 women.
Audience:BOOOOOOO
Cindy: More than 50 women? I trusted you Mark. You are Out the door!
Mark: that test is wrong. It's wrong.
Maury: Ralph is it true that he has cheated?
Ralph: yes (Eating hotdog) he (chewing) has cheated with more than 50 women. Ahh too much mustard.
Maury: O.K. thank you. Go finish your hotdog. We'll be right back.
Don't Seem Right:

In the beginning it says that Cindy has throat cancer. So how is she yelling at the screen?

In the middle of the story cindy talks about how she knows that mark is cheating (how she knows that Mark is cheating). So why is Cindy on the Maury show if she knows that Mark is cheating?

How can a Lie Detector determine the number of women Mark has slept with? A Lie Detector test detects lies. Unless the Maury Show has a state-of-the-art brand new Lie Detector test.

by qqscwdcqdv June 5, 2008

4x4 proving grounds

(noun) place where all the mud crickets, mud sluts, “country” girls go to get drunk play in the mud and wake up with stds.

“Dude were you at 4x4 proving grounds last weekend?”

“Yeah did you see that girls tits?”
“yeah man i gave her some beads and we shotgunned a twisted tea together”

by Jeeper207 September 8, 2018

previously

you used to be great

playing in background at dive bar: glory days they will pass you by glory days...
drunk guy at bar: yeah i lost a few in the midst of the cornucopia I guess... being captain of the football team it was like that man. understandably they all wanted me
woman in ear shot: previously

by williet hughnot December 19, 2019

providence parmesan

To cum on a woman's pubes after fucking her while she's menstruating heavily. A true providence parmesan requires overnight drying.

My old lady's on the rag, so I cooked up a providence parmesan last night.

by PaulieB January 5, 2009

baking preview

When a person lets you know in advance what they plan on baking for some event or just for fun.

Duder 1: "Oh just give me a break. Cookies, cake and brownies that's what I'm gonna bake."

Duder 2: "Sweet dude! I can't wait for your grandma's funeral! Your baking preview left me craving them shits."

by westfalia February 11, 2010

white privilege

The fact that white people may be at an advantage simply due to their skin colour than a non-white person with the same intellect, qualifications etc. It is worth noting that this is not a justification for the racism against white people collectively, but rather highlights that existence of a systematic, institutionalised racial hierarchy that is able to deprive non-white people from seizing opportunities that they rightfully deserve simply because of their complexion. White privilege does not mean that it is acceptable to hate white people, nor that white people must apologise for any achievements of theirs, nor that all non-whites deserve opportunities primarily before white people (this would be an example of racial privilege against whites).

"Brock Turner, who was arrested for rape, was released from prison after six months because of his good behaviour and the negative implications that a lengthier prison sentence would have on him as a young student."

"Don't other rapists normally get a longer, fairer sentence for the same crime?"

"Well... yes."

"MATE.... That's white privilege!"

by RacismDOESExists February 18, 2017

white privilege

An invisible package of unearned assets that whites can count on cashing in each day, but about which they are 'meant' to remain oblivious. White privilege is like an invisible weightless knapsack of special provisions, maps, passports, codebooks, visas, clothes, tools , and blank checks.

Unpacking the Invisible Knapsack of white privilege:

-I can if I wish arrange to be in the company of people of my race most of the time.
-I can turn on the television or open to the front page of the paper and see people of my race widely represented.
-When I am told about our national heritage or about "civilization," I am shown that people of my color made it what it is.
-I am never asked to speak for all the people of my racial group.
-I can remain oblivious of the language and customs of persons of color who constitute the world's majority without feeling in my culture any penalty for such oblivion.
-I can easily find academic courses and institutions which give attention only to people of my race.
-I can chose blemish cover or bandages in "flesh" color and have them more or less match my skin.

by TekkenKO August 3, 2011