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PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING

When a SHITEATER finds a partner who has no inhibitions to SHIT EVENTUALLY.

Most exhibitionistic SHITEATERS who are on REAL TIME .

A real FLIP FUCK.
Finding a PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING person is half the battle.

As I can perform PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING as being a SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL as I have no choice on how they choose to exhibit me.

I was FUCKING JOHN real good and he gave me a real FLIP FUCKING putting his ASSHOLE INTO my mouth making me perform PROFESSIONAL SHITEATING.
by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 13, 2021
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Professional Robloxian Soccer

a league where 15-21 year olds sweat lego soccer and pack in vc to show their dominance
Person 1: you trash gtfo
Person 2: talk to me when u in prs nerd
Person 1: whats prs?
Person 2: Professional Roblox Soccer
Person 1: What is Professional Robloxian Soccer
Person 2: OH MY GOD ITS PRS U DUMBASS THE BEST ROBLOXIAN LEAGUE
by ivannnn23 August 31, 2021
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Professional Incest

When professionals aren't hide for their skill but for political reasons of power, wealth, property and prestige.
The United Nations is run by a bunch of people who are into professional incest because they each think political aspirations are more more important than genuine human suffering.
by Awkward Life Subjects defined October 30, 2021
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professional camper

A homeless person living on the land using items acquirred from nearby residences through theft. Typically a resident of the cardboard housing projects.
That dude ain't no bum, he's a professional camper...
by My cock! January 18, 2022
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Professional redditor

A person who spend most (if not all) of their time on the online site Reddit , a professional Redditor may or may not be a moderator for one if not many subreddits . A professional

Redditor will always base their self worth on Reddit karma
Steve hasn’t left his house since 2011 and spend 16 hours a day on Reddit subsisting off Doritos and a smug sense of superiority . He is a professional redditor
by Among gus sus June 16, 2022
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progressonally

ly adverb:
to progress steadily over an long period of time
she progressonally became the leader of our group by earning our trust and friendship over the years.
by Soooo_ya! July 19, 2022
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Professional Help

A euphemism for mental health services, implying that mental health services are shameful and should be kept a secret. Also, in a country like the United States, which values the physically active, the tangible, metrics, and all and only that which can be seen and measured, the legitimacy of a group of professionals who sit on their butts all day listening to people bitch and moan has to be questioned.
-Did you hear about Mike? He's all kinds of messed up since getting out of the service: homeless, drugs and alcohol, divorced, all that.
-Yeah, I feel bad cause bro got hit by shrapnel. Still, I think maybe he needs professional help.
-... ... ... So, you gonna tell him he needs professional help?
-Hell no.
-Yeah, hell no...
-Maybe give him some space, right?
-Yeah, he's got is war buddies, right? Maybe he's turned into some kinda psycho.
-Yeah, let's just give him some space, bro. It's cool. He'll be fine.
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
by KeepItSweet November 17, 2022
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