Procrastination purchase

A procrastination purchase, is a an unnecessary purchase of an item for the sole purpose of deviating from a set task or assignment.

Procrastination purchases generally involve online shopping.

I'll take a quick break from my assignment because I really need a new pair of jeans.

*Two hours and 150 dollars later*

Well that was a procrastination purchase, I should really do this essay, it's due tomorrow...

by RainbowSquiggy October 2, 2012

Procrastination Inception

to procrastinate doing something which was already a procrastination of doing something else

John : "Dude, yesterday I was procrastinating doing my term paper by cleaning the house but then I procrastinated that by watching a whole marathon of pawn stars. It was a total procrastination inception!"

Steve : "You're and idiot"

by Shovel King December 18, 2012

Procrastinate

Ill write the meaning later.

I procrastinate so much instead of doing work.

by gobsalmighty May 20, 2014

Procrastinitus

The inability to concentrate on doing something, to the point where it is as if you have an actual illness.

Man, I really to need to get my Maths work done, I totally have Procrastinitus.

by StirfriedBacon January 13, 2015

Procrastinate

Manifesting actions or work between 24 - 48 hours in which said action/work is required, under the logic "as time passes one will be older and therefore wiser; henceforth by procrastinating the best, smartest and most capable work is being put forth."

Teacher: You must stop procrastinating.
Student: I passed.
Teacher: But bad habits-
Student: Hush now, I passed.

OR

Parent: Don't you have a test on Friday? Shouldn't you start studying?
Child: But it's Wednesday...
Parent: You can't wait until the day of the test!
Child: But I'll be older, therefore wiser. (Procrastinate)

OR

"I'll do it tomorrow."

by TheFaultInOurWords September 15, 2015

procrastineighbor

not doing what your supposed to around the house because your watching your neighbors out the window.

I didn't get anything done today because I was procrastineighboring.

by Handlehhhhh October 2, 2016

procrastination

The art of putting of a task until the last possible moment, or just not doing it at all.

In college, procrastination is such a big problem we have a motto. "If tomorrow isn't the due date, today isn't the do date!".

by Nitro984 November 17, 2016