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wholestale pricing

A bulk-quantity discount on comestibles dat is offered because said culinary merchandise is past da expiration date.
I have fairly-non-sensitive taste-buds and a cast-iron stomach, so I often avail myself of wholestale pricing to make my Food Stamps stretch further.
by QuacksO August 7, 2021
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Briar Patching

The rhetorical phenomena where someone understands his opponent so poorly that he smugly suggests something he thinks they will hate but that they gleefully endorse.

Based on the story of Br'er Rabbit and the Briar Patch.
Person 1: "If you support X, that will enable Y."
Person 2: "Great!"
Person 1: "Wait, you support Y?"
Person 2: "Yep! You appear to be Briar Patching."
by z7r1k3 September 14, 2022
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Cabbage Patching

Taking a kief dusted nugget of marijuana and inserting it into your rectum, to experience euphoric pleasure and an unparalleled high.
Cabbage Patching that nugget got me feeling so euphoric!
by Mmmmmmmm1000 March 7, 2023
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Dynamic pricing

When products don’t have a set or consistent price and seemingly change by the second. The strategy is prevalent in the airline industry leading to wildly different prices for the same level of service and accommodations, or more often a lack there of.
Corporations openly price gouge their customers by labeling the practice “dynamic pricing” which means anytime someone wants or needs their product or service the price goes up. The advertised price is never the price paid, because fuck you, that’s why.
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Texas Roadhouse Nut-Pinching

The act of a male going to Texas Roadhouse and receiving free peanuts, then one by one inserting them into the anus. After inserting as many as he can, he then clenches his ass hole tightly, pinching the peanuts inside, and sometimes even cracking them from the force.
"Did you hear? Mark was Texas Roadhouse Nut-Pinching!"

"What a crazy guy!"
by AD94441 March 14, 2026
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You don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday

When you tell someone that something is a bad idea, they don’t believe you, and still do it anyways. The equivalent of “I told you so.”
Me: “We probably shouldn’t do anal.”
Us: *do anal
Wife: “Great, there’s shit on the comforter.”
Me: “Yeah, I knew this would happen, but you don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday.”
by The Griddler1 January 8, 2025
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.9.The more others run this way and that preaching doom and gloom the more you must refuse to worry about what’s going on. Deep down you know it will all come good in the end, so start the weekend early and have yourself some fun.9.
.9.The more others run this way and that preaching doom and gloom the more you must refuse to worry about what’s going on. Deep down you know it will all come good in the end, so start the weekend early and have yourself some fun.9.
by 0AmanasazA0 November 14, 2025
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