premie creamy

Premie creamy pre-me cre-me
1. (Verb) When a guy accidentally creampies a girl/guy before the time he was predicting to ejaculate

2. (Noun) A surprise creampie for both the guy and his partner

3. (Adjective) Describing the aftermath of an unexpected creampie

1. Girl: 'WTF you finished already?!'
Guy: 'Fuck i gave you a premie creamy SOZ!'

2. Girl talking to friend: 'OMG! My boyfriend gave me a premie creamy, I better not get pregnant'

3. Guy: 'Last night i left an unexpected mess in Linda during coitus'
Friend: 'That's pretty premie creamy'

Other variations
Premie creamed, verb:

Boy: 'Sex so good, I premie creamed'
Premie creaming, verb:
Boy: 'This is really embarassing but i gave my girlfriend a premie creaming last night
Premie creamer, noun:
Chris: 'Yeah man, he's a renown premie creamer'
Premie cream, noun:
Girl: 'Fucking hell, I have to clean this premie cream out of my vaj'

by linglinglolol May 26, 2014

premix

the first tune or track before every dj remixed it

hey dude,heard the latest remix of "sandstorm"?

dude,i have the premix of that,still the best!

by steveo001 April 15, 2007

pemican

Pemican refers to the outermost edges of the labia (not specific to, but often as a part of roast beef) which are darker in color if not a brownish shade similar to that of pemican a.k.a. beef jerky. Often darker brown along said edges, the appearance is also similar to that of seared ahi tuna like you'd get as an appetizer in a hip urban lounge or Japaneese restaurant. The finest pemican is made from Buffalo meat and prepared by Native Americans. This kind of Beef Jerky comes in a variety of flavors such as Terryaki, BBQ, and spicy jalapeno.

Dude, I was checkin' out this chick's twat and it was all pemican, bro. It looked like Tonto left his lunch in the canoe. I wanted to pack it in a stay-fresh ziplock baggie and take it on a road trip.

by E. Meyers November 30, 2006

precial

used to describe something that is both precious and special

Awww that baby kitten is precial!

by beka rose September 24, 2005

premier league

girl of highest attractiveness, sometimes used in england (refers to the english football league).

the term also uses 1st division, 2nd division, and 3rd division to rate girls accordingly.

e.g a rough outline:

(hotness rating out of 10)
9-10 = premier league
7-8 = 1st division
4-6 = 2nd division
0-3 = 3rd division

first guy: "mate you see that girl there? shes premier league"
second guy: "naa i'd say like 1st division at best."

by bufftinggg October 17, 2008

perminate

a smell that is so stinkey that it perminates through the air!

some one took a shit in the toilet and the smell was so bad it was perminating through the air!!!!!!!

the house smelled like shit so bad it was perminate!

shit perminated for ever after cameran diaze came out of the bathroom!

by mastermind27 March 18, 2011

premie

A youngin', one who knows very little but acts like they know it all. Basicallt used as in insult to those who have never grown up!

Paul is such a premie!

by Holly March 7, 2005