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jizzing percentage

the measurement of likeliness of getting laid or "cumming" in one's pants
she has a jizzing percentage of 80%
by EPrayer January 26, 2011
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pussy preventer

That one friend who thinks he's a wing-man , but he's just a side-bro.
Pussy Preventer : "He has such a funny group of friends , once he even pissed himself laughing"

Girl : "Oh you hear that I think my moms calling"

You : "FUCKING PUSSY PREVENTER FUCK OFF"
by Smaaaash July 7, 2016
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100 percent stiffy juice

The act of Jacking off and blowing your load into someones sunscreen after the said act you say here is 100 percent stiffy juice
Man I pissed off people after I blew a hot steamy load of 100 percent stiffy juice into some sunscreen
by FoxGuardJ October 23, 2019
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Cakeday Present

A variation on the dickroll popular on Reddit where a link to a user's "cakeday present" is really a meme of a naked guy who is presented as a "cakeday surprise."
It was the OP's cakeday, and he was dickrolled with a Cakeday Present.
by NiMa1986 February 1, 2020
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52 percenter

Someone that blindly believes objective nonsense despite the overwhelming body of reputable evidence showing it to be rubbish.

Came into use in the UK after the referendum to leave the EU resulted in 52% voting for leaving, and 48% against. In the period leading up to the vote, there was a lot of obvious misinformation that caused many voters to believe the UK would be better off outside the EU. This was despite reputable sources indicating this was not the case.
"Did you hear Dave won't get his vaccine because he's worried it will contain a 5g chip?"
"Urgh, that guy is such a 52 percenter"
by UrbanDictionister December 2, 2021
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First Percentile

Someone who is in the first percentile of general intelligence.

In terms of intelligence quotient this would put them at an IQ of 65 or lower.
Person 1: Can't believe that fucking cashier ID'd me for a red bull
Person 2: Don't worry, I know that cunt he's First Percentile.
by Freud Wasright November 23, 2022
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Department of Invasion Prevention

A hypothetical government department that deals with invasions foreign and galactic.
Secret agent: "I've never heard of the Department of Invasion Prevention"
by Type2GenomeManiac June 3, 2017
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