Palm Tree Pounder

Remember when Dorothy was in the wizard of oz and got knocked out before the tornado?

….

YOU’VE BEEN HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A BALLSACK.

You’re on a bunk bed, you have a pony tail sitting perfectly on the crown of your head, you have the two last rationed pieces of toilet paper and you’re are waving them in the wind like a palm tree in the wind,

We are licking them,

….THEN the hurricane …

BOOBNADO

you’re swirling in the hurricane, dorothys here, (TOTO too)

The HAIRY BALLSACK DROPS IN

….TEA BAG ….in the face!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!RUN FOR COVER!!!!!!!

THEN

Porky the porch pounding monster’s grundle is out and SWINGIN’ (played by Chris Pratt)

You have an euphoric experience….

.:..You’re in the world of balls. ..:…

Finally,

you land, under a palm tree.

You fall in love with Porky.

The two lived happily ever after pounding under the palm trees.

The End

You’ve been sincerely pounded by the

Palm tree

Naughty Porky
Bad Girl

AMEN.

I was hit by a Palm Tree Pounder last night

by KushVeeVee August 15, 2021

Pounder

A female with an especially ample ass that loves to eat fast food. McDonald's is the favorite restaurant of these females.

Dude, look at the pounder ordering two double quarter pounders.

by Sailsquirrel February 15, 2009

8 midget pounder

you lay on your back and you are completley naked and you get 8 midgets to screw you in the anus.
untill its wideenough to fit all 8 midget penises.

Man that 8 midget pounder was crazy last night i am still crapping pancakes,

by ryansdakslda January 10, 2008

flounder pounder

a guy that has sex with fat girls.

Damn, did you see Mike's new girlfriend? He's such a flounder pounder.

by helloxlove May 23, 2005

pounder

a woman that is bountifully endowed and voluptuous that you would want to have sex with.

J-Lo

by Lance Mitchell August 8, 2003

Piss Pounder

Someone who bothers you in a general fashion; more specifically, someone who is always trying to make witty little comments or jokes that are more annoying than funny.

Todd- " I hope Tiger Woods wins the Masters. His ethnicity is good for golf."

Brandon- " Shut the hell up, you piss pounder."

by Sports Fan 211 May 1, 2011

113 pounder

A piece of shit, they suck at wrestling and are terrible friends

Oh god it’s a 113 pounder

by Absher23 April 24, 2018