by Beej September 23, 2020

A posh wank, wherein a woman jerks you off whilst wearing an inverted ribbed condom (for your pleasure), and after ejaculation, she presents you with a cigarette and lights it for you.
Friend: "What did you get up to last night?"
Me: "Felt like like having a wank, so I got a bird over to give me a Posh Jonathon cos I was feelin' fancy."
"I didn't think the date was going anywhere, but I dropped her home and she gave me a Posh Jonathon so clearly it was better than expected."
Me: "Felt like like having a wank, so I got a bird over to give me a Posh Jonathon cos I was feelin' fancy."
"I didn't think the date was going anywhere, but I dropped her home and she gave me a Posh Jonathon so clearly it was better than expected."
by qönathynn June 5, 2022

A Posh Poo is where a person decides to poo their pants rather than go to the toilet.
Because your pants/boxers will be ruined and thrown away, its considered to be a "Posh" poo because it will cost you alot of money in the long run replacing all the soiled clothes.
Because your pants/boxers will be ruined and thrown away, its considered to be a "Posh" poo because it will cost you alot of money in the long run replacing all the soiled clothes.
Simon said to Luke, "I cant be bothered to get off the sofa & go to the toilet, I'm going to have a Posh Poo here instead. ok?"
by WhatsForLunch September 20, 2022

when you have intercourse with a rather un-attractive overweight female, who lacks skill in the bedroom. this would be classed as a posh wank
by your mums hot water bottle October 28, 2022

Usually 2 stuck up brothers who edge eachother every night and brag about daddy’s money. As well as potentially living in the countryside think they’re superior to everybody. Secretly have romantic feelings for eachother and are closeted.
Posh brother 1: ohh posh brothers my taint is feeling rather uncomfortable
Posh brother 2: care for a pleasurable massage?
Posh brother 2: care for a pleasurable massage?
by Poshpeopleneedtogo February 15, 2023

A Posh girl is a girl from an upper-class background who is rich and well educated. Posh girls live lavish lifestyles with expensive houses, cars, clothes, phones and tech etc. They also have a good taste for clothing and opt for real designer brands like Gucci, Louis Vuitton and Chanel.
by Brendan Schroeder April 30, 2023
