porch monkey

Describes that unprecedented situation, where a monkey's actually placed on a porch, seemingly enjoying itself.

Retard: "Hey John, there's a monkey on that porch."

John: "Yes, that's a porch monkey"

by ILoatheMySelf June 25, 2009

porch monkey

used to describe a black person sitting on his porch all day doing nothing, but it can also refer to a mexican who is outside constantly doing some task that would take a normal person under 10 minutes to do.

a porch monkey could be a mexican working on his car, changing its oil, ALL DAY LONG, with several of his brothers and friends. very annoying when you live next to them and you have to listen to their spanish jibber jabbering all day long. then just when you think they're going to go inside because it's dark, they they bring out a lamp...

by bleh34234 July 5, 2009

porch monkey

Porch monkey:
Primitive ape from the jungles of Africa.

That porch monkey stole my watermelon.

by seanopia March 21, 2008

porch monkey

in the past, porch monkey has a term used when referencing someone of african american decent...on July 21, 2006 Randle Graves altered the meaning of porch monkey for the better...he reclaimed the term and changed its meaning to not be a racial slur against african americans but a mere term to discribe any lazy person...black or white

Yesterday, my cousin sat on the couch and watched tv all day long, he can be such a porch monkey sometimes

by John Robison July 22, 2006

Pornhub!

A fun night involving incest porn, pussies tighteven for 18 year old girls on a 40 year old and dicks so unrealistic they look like they are filled with turkey stuffing
Oh and lube lots of the stuff

To self
“Oh boy I wonder what is on pornhub!”

by Jimmy, the nonce, Saville January 10, 2018

porch beaver

1. The view of a woman's external genital features as seen up-skirt while seated (no underwear).

Person 1: "Hey look over there!"
Person 2: "Is that what I think it is?"
Person 1: "Yep, it's a porch beaver."
Person 2: "Ah, the mythical and endangered porch beaver."

by bbweee January 1, 2006

Porch Llama

Latino men, preferably Andean, who hang on the front stoop and make suggestive comments to women walking by.

The porch llamas down that road creep me out.

by ericandrea December 20, 2010