Pootis

Definition 1:Pootis or Potus is the meaning of life

Definition 2:The people who live in sandvichland

Definition 3:A word often used by the rare and endangered Hoovy species to get others attention

I AM THE POOTIS MAN,COMING FROM SANDVICH LAND!

by The Dank Smasher June 6, 2017

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pootie hammer

A penis with pussy juice on it.

Hey babe, clean my pootie hammer!

by Chicke454 November 7, 2017

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Pootis

Pootis is a joke word from Team Fortress 2 that occurs when you cut the heavy line "Put Dispenser here!" at "Put Dis"
it has been non relevant but still there meme for as long as i can remember.

Pootis - YOU DARE CHLLANGE P O O T I S

by Person 38282828 November 24, 2020

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pooty

a lesbian who likes being called mommy.

I have a mommy kink 🥺
Aren’t you a lesbian too?
Yeah...
Guess you’re a pooty lmao 😂

by lallala April 6, 2021

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pootie trap

Farting as you get up off of a foam cushion on a couch or chair, leaving the fart embedded in the cushion, setting up the next person who sits down on the cushion to take the blame for it.

As Carl was called back to the doctor's examination room, he left a pootie trap behind in the waiting room chair for the next unfortunate person to spring.

by DenGonzo December 9, 2012

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