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Popsicles

1) A euphemism for swearing
2) An attempt of cursing without the abrasive language
Example 1;
Jeremiah: "They say it's gonna rain today, ya'll"
Kizziah: "Ah, popsicles"

Example 2;
Samuel: "Would you care to join me for a truncated dinner and walk then extensive festivities in the bedroom?"
Kizziah: "No, I would not. I have plans with my relations"
Samuel: "Popsicles, another time then"
by Siminyakamungasirchewi October 14, 2013
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Pooticle

The floating bits and pieces left on the toilet bowl After a particularly messy dump. Common after a night of heavy beer drinking.
"After an epic dump, you're bound to experience pooticles lingering in the bowl, even with multiple flushes"
by Jenfa. January 10, 2013
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popsicle princess

A bitch that never lost her virginity and loves to suck dat rocket. All flavors.
Nah man dont fuck with her, she just a Popsicle Princess
by The McQuiston March 9, 2017
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popsicle sex

Shoving a Popsicle in a girls vagina
by ghaf February 10, 2017
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sex popsicle

A really hot sexy guy. So hot you might wanna lick him. Like popsicle.
Damn, Ethan is so hot! He's a total sex popsicle!
by Dubl E October 15, 2011
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Canadian popsicle

A Canadian popsicle is when a guy jizzes in a girls hair after sex and then she proceeds outside into the Canadian tundra (-degree weather) as the jizz freezes she sucks the now froze jizz clump “popsicle” off her hair ;)
Guy 1: I gave Sarah a Canadian popsicle last night and I swear it made me double nut

Guy 2: oh geez Louise that’s better then winning a free double double of roll up the rim at timmies eh bud
by Ebony and ivory January 21, 2019
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sucks dick like popsicles on a Sunday

this is the greatest possible compliment that you can give a woman after receiving oral sex or when later referring to the girl who performed oral sex on you. it is only to be used as a term of endearment. using this term in a negative connotation should result in all of your friends shunning you for the remainder of the day.

note: oral sex does not have to be performed on sunday for the term to be used.
Mick: wow, that girl i met last night sure sucks dick like popsicles on a sunday.

Manny: really?

Mick: yeah, she was the best i have ever had.
by Scott likes Scotch May 25, 2008
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