Dab Police

An organization created by the youtuber Dantdm. To stop the use of the gesture made by Cam Newton.

Random guy: I aced my exam today! *Dab*

Random guy friend: NO , JUST NO! IT'S TIME TO CALL THE DAB POLICE!

by Narwhal dude April 19, 2018

safety police

A person or persons overly concerned with safety in every situation.

"Be careful those fireworks will blow your arms and legs off!" "Oh Mercedes, Are you the chief of the safety police?"

by loki September 27, 2005

Panic Wank

Having a wank in a moment of anxiousness, fear or when your just plain shitting yourself about something. Its like a phsyical way of letting out your fear in one quick, easy step.

Dave: "I think they know about the body in your freezer Scott"
Scott: "Ahh!!"
Richard: "Scott'll be off to have a panic wank now. Haha"
Everyone: "hahahaha!"

by Clairence (Drummond) December 5, 2007

lesbian panic attack

when you see a fit girl and instantly get obsessed with her and you hyperventilate

olivia saw a girl and had a lesbian panic attack

by colinsandra October 28, 2017

Palos Verdes Estates Police

The assholes in Palos Verdes who get paid for nothing but take care of problems that the residents complain and whine about and to put stop signs in random places to slow everything down. Who needs police when the area is one of the wealthiest in California?

Dude, me and my bro were driving and we didn't see a stop sign so we got a ticket from the Palos Verdes Estates Police.

by AdomC June 24, 2015

genre police

People that constantly argue over a band's genre.

Joe: Hey man do you like Band X?
Steve: Yeah, Band X is a really cool rock band .
Joe: Oh shit. Sirens. It's the fuckin' genre police!
Steve: Lets get the fuck out of here.
Genre Police #1: WTF!? Band X isn't rock! They're emo!
GP #2: lmfao, nub. they're nu post emo-hop. <3
GP #3: fuk u they r metalcore!21~
GP #1: EMO.
GP #2: <3 nu post emo-hop kthxbai. <3 <3
GP #3: metalcorne1!! bob wot do u think?
Bob: Couldn't care less. Just enjoy the music.

by Parkin' Lot Pimpin' December 14, 2008

Police cult

All the people who engage in police worship where the police can do no wrong and they never beat anyone up and Rodney King had it coming to him.That is to hear them tell it.Cock blockers and prudes and fundamentalist ect.

That fundamentalist preacher is in the police cult.

by Deep blue 2012 January 6, 2010