Pity-poacher

Someone who actively acts to steal the sympathy that is meant for someone else, generally by witnessing someone behave sympathetically to another and intersecting their own ( often exaggerated ) story of hardship so the sympathizer and the original beneficiary have to give the poacher all the attention and condolence. A behavior closely related to the chronic"one-upper" personality

I was telling the boss about my kid having a cold and that pity-poacher bill started lying about being born with dypheria and gout, so much for getting to clock out early, bill already got to.

by Joshamaphone March 27, 2021

thumb puncher

people who stick just their thumbs in their pockets or belts and leave their other fingers hanging out

Man 1: man look at that stupid thumb puncher
Man 2: i know right he looks so stupid
Man 1: what a retard

by pseudonym bitchass mofo April 17, 2021

Thread Poacher

The part of an assembly that keeps the wheels from falling off. Usually missing

The wheels fell off this light, it looks like its missing the thread poacher.

by Beardedjeff June 1, 2021

Nose pincher

A person who when interacted with constantly causes you to pinch the bridge of your nose in annoyance or frustration.

My girlfriend is constantly fighting with, me and bringing up nonsensical issues. She is a real Nose pincher.
Your new roommate can not be taken out into public. He is aggravating and a nose pincher. He can't hang out with us anymore.

by Nairebis907 December 2, 2022

Tongue puncher

Tongue punching the act of licking an elderly woman’s asshole after a date at tacobell

That baby grandma looks like she needs a tongue puncher in her purse

by Furryfrickerfred February 13, 2023

Penny Pincher

Someone who works at or runs a business and trys to screw the customer out of a few pennies to raise profits instead of gaining customer satisfaction and return business increasing sales and even more profits. A very poor business model often associated with race due to origins in Asia, India, and Jerusalem.

Quickiemart penny pincher wouldn't let me use the bathroom then buy something, he made me buy it first and I couldn't make it so I pissed on the counter.

by WGstyles March 8, 2023

The Lincolnshire Poacher

A shortwave number station where this donny reads out numbers to British Spy’s.

Bloody ‘ell we need to listen to the Lincolnshire Poacher.

by ChewieTheHusky June 4, 2022