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Harry Potter sucks

Fanpire: "Harry Potter sucks, Jacob/Edward is soo much better."
*Harry aparates into the room and kills her with a deadly curse*
by cakeoroverdose September 6, 2010
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platterpuss

A nickname for a slut. One who lays her puss on a platter.
She got fingered on the dance floor last night, what a platterpuss!
by ningo13 February 17, 2010
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Harry Potter Special

That's when I take a girl for two rides on my broomstick and then drop her off home!
That girl ruined the ending for the seventh Harry Potter book, so I gave her the Harry Potter special as punishment.
by Dick Bigknife August 4, 2007
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Hairy potter

A sexual action;

Background/criteria: woman must be wearing glasses

Punch the bitch in the face and break her glasses, start waving your wand around, and just when your about to blow all over her face shout “oculus reparo” and it will fix her glasses.

Precautions: try not to break the lenses, semen is not good for the eyes.
I hairy pottered the libraian FTW
by Millsthrills May 3, 2008
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Poo poo platter

Mystery meal they may serve you at a Chinese restaurant.
John ordered the poo poo platter and got a plate full of mystery meat
by Shithouse man November 4, 2018
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pottery barn lesbian

A lesbian (and sometimes a bisexual woman with mass market appeal.

It is often used in a negative way (generally by another gay person)to infer that the person is not "gay enough."

Used by Boy George to describe Rosie O'Donnell when he was obviously hungry for publicity.
negative: Ellen Degeneres is such a pottery barn lesbian. She needs to be gayer on her show.

positive: Rosie O'Donnell is a pottery barn lesbian. She's comfortable enough with her sexuality but it is not the only thing that defines her.
by margaretsanger December 26, 2005
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Harry James Potter

The son of James and Lilly Potter. (Halfblood)
Went to Hogwarts, Gryffindor.
Also known as The Boy Who Lived and The Chosen One.
First known for escaping the killer curse (Avada Kedavra) when he was no more than one year old.
Later he became known for being the youngest Seeker in the last century. and winning the Triwizard Tournament.
His greatest achievement happened when he was 17 years old. Harry managed to kill the Dark Lord, also known as He Who Must Not Be Named, Lord Voldemort or Tom Marvolo Ridle.
He married Fullblood witch, Ginny Weasly, and together they have three children, James, Albus and Lily.
Harry James Potter is the most awesome wizard, after Albus Dumbledore of course.
by Tinyself February 11, 2010
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