pistol pete

a person from southern new england,know in Ct an MA for being cool

Dude pistol pete is wicked awesome

by urbanmixup January 28, 2005

pistol whip

The act of striking another person with the butt of a handgun.

I pistol whipped the rival gang member before masturbating, which ultimately led to my shooting him in the eye with semen. The old pirate's eye, as they say.

by Pistolero Numero Dos November 11, 2009

pistol-whipped

The female equivalent for pussy-whipped.

Your girl let you go down on her best friend last night?

Of course! She's totally pistol-whipped. I can do whatever I want and she'll be there waiting for me to come home.

by Darren Wiseman January 5, 2009

Sex Pistols

The greatest sellouts in the history of music, a 'band' made up of four of the least talented people ever to make music, they were manufactured simply to promote manager Malcolm McLaren's shop. Had some guy called Sid Viscous on bass, who despite being loved by idiots everywhere, was actually unplugged when the band played live because he was so poor on his instrument.

Go listen to the Clash instead.

by ChrisOiBoy! August 22, 2005

pistol

verb: to call pistol. the alternative to calling shotgun, to call the bitch seat in the middle of two people in the back. usually said in a gay accent.

friend 1: "i call shotgun!"
friend 2: "damn... i call pistol!"

by corzeske February 18, 2011

Hotter than a three dollar pistol.

Extremely hot to the point of physical displeasure or burning. Derived from 19th century American slang referring to a cheap pistol assembled from mismatching parts with improper tolerances, which when fired became very hot due to poor ignition and burning of the powder charge, and projectile friction from a misaligned chamber and barrel.

My car had been sitting in the sun with the windows up, and when I got inside the steering wheel was hotter than a three dollar pistol.

by Jakatola August 2, 2009

Pintology

The studying of the pint

Dan: Hey John, Would you consider yourself religious?
John: Yes, I'm very much into my Pintology. Pint orrr?

by the durs April 2, 2015