Pityfucker

Term to describe people, who fuck really ugly dudes just because theyre decent human beings without any attraction whatsoever.

A: Why did you fuck that guy last weekend? He was soooo ugly…
B: I dont know man, he smiled at me with his crooked teeth and payed for my drink.
A: Oh my God bitch, youre such a PITYFUCKER!

by ihavethreepinkytoes January 16, 2022

Pity Titty

Anyone who is milking their old problems, with the intent of receiving pity from others.

Man A: Come out to drink tonight !
Man B: Nah man I’m still thinking about my grandma.

Man A: Dude she died 5 years ago quit suckling on my pity titty, you’re just milking it at this point.

by Aaayyyy December 12, 2022

Titty Pity

When an attractive female friendzones a male and feels sorry for him so she shows him her breasts because she pitys him for his lack of women.

John: hey i heard Bob saw Ashleys tits last night bro.
Mark: she gave him her titty pity because she knows he never gets chicks.

by billyradison January 29, 2015

Race pity

When you are racist to yourself. It makes totally it socially acceptable because you arent being mean to others, but yourself.

yo im not racist, i just pity my race

Race pity is totally fine bro

by totally not lecrim June 2, 2021

pitty fuck

A scenario where two people fuck, usually one is better looking than the other and alot of alchol is involved. Pitty fucking is actually a sport in some countries and can be seen late night on ESPN 19.

Damn last night was crazy I pitty fucked this fugly cunteen!

by BillC July 29, 2006

Pitty on the Time

comes from hebrew and can mean one of two things, depending on tone of speach:
1- something bad that isnt worth your time.
2- something so good that you cant explain in words. its a pitty on the time trying to explain it.

how was the movey?
1) pitty on the time, really bad.
2) pitty on the time, you gotta go see it!

by shula August 28, 2005

pity shit

When you need to shit but are so guilty and sad, your butt muscles won't even contract or push the poop out of your butt because you have no motivation to even move your asshole. Resulting in a very long stay on the toilet.

Person 1: Dans been in the bathroom for a very long time

Person 2: he's probably taking a pity shit because he's guilty of what he did to Joey"

by Pettybitch January 27, 2017