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shit pigeon

An idiot person. Usually someone who does something that crushes another persons feelings and makes them feel like shit.
you shit pigeon, you fucked my girlfriend so I am going to shoot you in the stomach!
by RickyPacific April 3, 2005
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Office Pigeon

A coworker or superior who flutters into an otherwise efficiently operating business, causes major interruption and commotion, shits on everything and then goes away leaving everyone with a big time consuming mess to clean up.
Someone distract the boss. We are still stamping out fires from the last time that f*cking office pigeon graced us with a visit.
by Skip Foreplay October 31, 2008
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Video Pigeon

Andy Baron's sideproject that can't play Nectars anymore because he stole all the urinal cakes.
Andy Baron usually puts out slutty hooks with Dr. Hook, not video pigeon.
by T-Dog Jenkins July 22, 2004
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Pigeon Head

A person who's head is too small in proportion to the size of the rest of their body.
Oi look at that pigeon head over there!

Graham Norbiton was born a premature child, 2 months early. During his growth his head growth was slower than his body growth, resulting in Graham becoming a 'Pigeonhead'
by Simon Pike September 3, 2013
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Screaming Pigeon

Same as a "Screaming pelican," but in the woods instead of the beach, where sand is substituted for dirt, as seen in HBO's True Blood
That vampire Bill Compton gave his gf Sookie The Screaming Pigeon when he came out of the ground and boned her.
by CoachRiley August 5, 2009
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shoddy pigeon

Shoddy pigeon is the best pigeon in the world. with his sidekick, mr pomme, the save the entire universe from evil things such as fat pigeon and mr illingworth!
"Katherine, if i hear you say shoddy pigeon one more time in this lesson you will go outside!" - miss charlton
by Katherine Jennings March 21, 2005
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skin the pigeon

To masturbate- to choke the chicken, to beat the meat, etc.
Person A: "Hey, you know why the shower drain's clogged?"
Person B: "Yeah, Pat decided to skin the pigeon in there for like 2 hours last night."
by BenDover11 March 29, 2010
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