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my hand is a piano

Ususually used when trying to ignore a person in reaction to a comment made against the person, or a comment used to ask the person for something the person in question refuses to give
After being asked for a lift home) "my hand is a piano" (Then speaker walks away)
by Codfather December 5, 2004
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build a piano

To build a piano is a suggestive term usually uttered in conversations amongst men referring to an act done to a women. Building a women's piano does not refer to any specific act rather it is a desired reaction out of a women through sexual stimulation. The term was originally formed after gender walls began to break down in the early 1900's as women began to insert themselves in different parts of society including in music. Men began to credit women with having very impressive musical talent comparative to that of a man and soon terms such as these began to form. Knowing this makes it easy to see how the saying came about because obviously women create beautiful passionate sounds that have uncanny ability to arouse and stimulate the opposite gender and there is striking similarity in the sounds made from a piano compared to a women's sounds of arousal and stimulation. Many compare a women's passionate and mildly aggressive sexual outbursts to music and some feel they are one in the same. In short to build a piano is equivalent to forcing a women to have a powerful orgasm.
Yo G, I heard you and the girls are getting together to build a piano. Do you mind if I join?

Dude I built the fuck out my girls piano last night.

Keep it up lil nigga or I'll build your bitches piano faster than you can say Mozart.
by BigFishJ November 25, 2016
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piano

1. an ugly piece of crap that your parents make you practice for days on end for absolutely no reason at all except to make you suffer.

2. an amazingly powerful tool to become a keyboardist, join a band, and get all the groupies that didn't want to wait in line for the lead singer and guitar (mostly lawyers and librarians).

3. (super skilled people only) become a renowned singer and songwriter, get millions of fans worldwide, and use the piano as a trampoline when not playing good songs
1. I hate it when Mom makes me play piano.

2. I played piano when I was five, and now I'm one of the twelve keyboardists that play in No Doubt!

3. Elton John, Billy Joel, and Ben Folds can really play the piano.
by D. Richter September 9, 2004
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Sexual Piano

During sex you suddenly thrust your hands into the vaginal and anal holes of a female at which time she starts to sing. You continue to move your fingers in rhythmic motion, thus creating your own symphony of sexual tones and grunts
The Sexual Piano always brings out the best singing voices in women
by Polarextreme August 22, 2011
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piano

i wish i had a music making device (piano) so i can be like hanch and amylee
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thriper panos

Thriper Panos is greater than you
by xjsl July 21, 2003
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Playing the piano

I came home early and caught my girlfriend playing the piano; I feel so inadequate now!
by Cappy1 January 24, 2021
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