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Phoenix, NY 

No, not Phoenix Arizona.

A small town in New York State that is full of potheads.

School consists of the kids in Honors courses getting all the inside information on what's going on along with anything ever need, while the rest of the kids don't matter. Don't you think I'm making this up either, I'm in these classes with a bunch of people who don't know anything outside of the books. You either have to be a genius or a jock to get noticed here. If you don't wear Nike socks and be loud and obnoxious, you're irrelevant. Unless you're a druggie, then those kids find you badass. Also, our only good sports are Wrestling, Cheerleading and SOMETIMES Track. Other then that, we suck dick.

Also a majority of the kids here think they're country. On Social Media their bios consist of things such as "fishin'" "huntin'" and "livin' country style," but really they're just wannabe hillbillies.

Most schools around us hate us, for various reasons. This is completely understandable, seeing as students here have no social graces whatsoever. A lot of these students are also seen as the perfect children to teachers, but outside of class they're dicks to everyone.

Oh? You're getting bullied? We don't believe you because the person who is bullying you is at the top of the class, and we can't ruin their reputation.

Basically, the town is just a bunch of white ass bitches who all act exactly the same.
Oh, you're from Phoenix, NY?

Are you a slut, pothead, jock or smartass?
Phoenix, NY by Idiotic mint June 30, 2016

Phoenix Wright

(Named "Ryūichi Naruhodō" in the Japanese localization) A then-rookie fictional defense lawyer and the main character in Capcom's Ace Attorney video game franchise. Wright is the titular and main character of the first three games, one of the main characters in the fifth, sixth games, the Professor Layton crossover title, the anime, live action movie and manga adaptations, and one of the supporting characters in the forth game. His first name is a reference to the phoenix and his ability at turning the most hopeless court trials in his favor.
Mr. Phoenix Wright. I grow tired of the foolish foolery of the foolish fools of this foolish country...

Phoenix Horton 

He was born to a twelve fingered Man and a woman of fire red hair. Some people consider him A God not The God. He also invented the Question Mark. He will Start the next American Revolution in the year 2012.

Phoenix Horton rules the middle world.
Phoenix Horton is a revolutionary god that I worship
Phoenix Horton by Tony Pizgatti January 14, 2008

Phoenix Suns 

The best team in the NBA with players like Steve Nash (the MVP), Amarie Stoudimire, Shawn Marion. Some rising stars on the team includes Brian Diaw and Raja Bell.
The Phoenix Suns just crushed the Spurs again.

Phoenix Fire 

A common STD at the fine institute of Elon University. Symptoms identical to that of gonorrhea.
"o potato skins not the phoenix fire."
"bc gave me the fire, it rages strong within me!"
"IT BURNS, ahhhhh chichi...."
Phoenix Fire by operationredfalcon December 2, 2009

Phoenix Steamer

A Cleveland Steamer that is performed outdoors on a hot, sunny day. The man shits on the woman's chest while she is sunbathing. When the sun has completely baked the pile of shit, the man eats it off of the woman's chest, revealing a shit-shaped tanline.
Q: Where's Missy?
A: She's at the tanning salon trying to even out the tanlines she got from the Phoenix Steamer Craig gave her.
Phoenix Steamer by AZsteamer September 16, 2006

Phoenix Flame Job 

When you get so horny, that you forget the lube, masturbate, and you go so fast, that it hurts and the skin on your cock gets really hot, and even tears. This is the result of no sex or just no life and loneliness. The name comes from it being so hot, and it sucks. Yeah...
Joey was so fat and horny, that he gave himself a Phoenix Flame Job.