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a band

a cat

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photoshop

software app that "real" designers use...

"haha that stupid shit learnt how to use photoshop but he still has no conception of what pantone reflex blue is! some designer!"

by teevee June 9, 2003

Photoshop

A shop that sells impromptu photos of other people

Customer: Hello , can I please have a solid gold malteaser
Shop Worker: This is a photoshop sir

by Vexets April 21, 2007

proboscis weasel

Any of the small creatures that live within the nose. "Boogers" within the nostrils is infact Proboscis Weasel shit. "Snot" in the nose is actually urine from the Proboscis Weasel. They cause no other harm than clogging your nasil passage. You're born with them, you die with them, and they live off of nose hairs that have fallen out.

This damn Proboscis Weasel is giving me so many boogers, it pisses me off!

I've been so busy picking out all the boogers my Proboscis Weasel leaves that I forgot to pick up little Betsy from school.

by Karl March 14, 2004

Photoslap

A photoslap occurs when you snag a snapshot photo of someone when they least expect it. It is preferable that the victim (photoslappee) does not expect the photoslap. It is also preferable that you catch them with the strangest, most stupid or ugly look on their face during the photoslap moment. Photoslap can also be used as a verb. Example: "Wow, she got photoslapped!". Now that you know what it is, get out there and get photoslapping!

"Don't take a photo of me when I'm not expecting it. That is a photoslap!"

by Joseph Smitha November 10, 2008

Photoshitting

This is when someone sends you an unbelievable picture and you simply can't believe it. (Usually it is fake) Used photoshop to change it. This is referred to as 'photoshitting' someone.

Dude. No way that that is your girlfriend! You must be photoshitting me!

by KB1234 February 18, 2009

Phoosie

Thinking oneself so great when one is actually quite a loser;
Showing off, and thinking you're so cool, though no one notices anything.

The boys were being such Phoosies today, and the girls didn't even notice.

by QuestionableOne March 25, 2011