Pessi

A fraud from Argentina who was exiled from his country. He lived in Spain for about 10 years before being exiled again. He now lives in France and plays in Farmers league. Also known for stealing and missing pens (penalties), he is also known for stealing Ballon d'ors and destroying potential players.

Pessi must be missing Eibar.

by Harry Maguire GOAT April 14, 2023

Bench Press

this is not recommended for people who weigh less then the bar. (dish)

The Hawk

by anonymous February 19, 2003

I pressed the button

single stupidest user on LUE2.com, not only has he(?) pressed the button, but he pressed it twice, resulting in a 60-day purge for his(?) main account.

Wangsocks are fun and edible. Umaro made a wang sock. wangsock song time!
W-A-N-G-S-O-C-K!
I LIKE TO WEAR PROTECTION, WHEN MY LADY FRIEND IS NEAR
BUT I START TO FEAR,
I DON'T HAVE PROTECTION!
OH NOES!
I DON'T HAVE PROTECTION!
OH NOES!
WELL, I REACH FOR MY DRAWERS TO PULL OUT SOMETHING QUICK
I NEED SOME THING TO GET WRAPPED AROUND MY TINY DICK!
WANGSOCK
WANGSOCK!
W-A-N-G-S-O-C-K!!!!

by Some dude November 29, 2004

press

to be overly excited, or very anxious to do something; to be bent on seeing or talking to someone; to be in a rush or hurry to get some where

commonly used in the D.C. and Maryland area

stop being so press to see that concert.

you pressed as hell to talk to him, you've called him 10 times already.

why you so pressed to go to the mall?

by arlean October 3, 2006

press the issue

When you address a person or group with a problem they have with you.

A person/group has a problem with you and you want to press the issue.

by GetThisCheckHunty May 17, 2016

Breast Press

The female version of the junk press. When a woman presses her breasts up against a man in the hopes of obtaining something. This has been seen in bars, hair salons, massage parlors and various other areas where females are known to appear.

I went to get a massage the other day, and the masseuse kept breast pressing me...I was at half-mast by the end of the massage!! I gave her a huge tip though, and I will defintely see her again.

I was washing this guys hair at work yesterday, and I used a breast press to get a bigger tip from him.

Betty totally just breast pressed that guy into buying her another drink!! I wish I had bigger tits so that I could do that.

by Tim, on behalf of Q100 January 21, 2009

German Waffle Press

When a girl is holding on to a ceiling fan while its turned on and the guy is holding himself up by her waist and keeps pulling himself up to have sex.

{fan}{German Waffle Press}

by krinko July 27, 2009