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There was this lady and she really wanted to have sex, but she was to scared to ask her husband so she went to a jipsy and told her her problem. The jipsy rummaged around in a chest and pulled out a pickle jar with a penis in it, and said "All you have to do is open the jar and say 'Pickle penis my vagina' and it will start having sex with you". So later she tries out the pickle penis and it works great. That is until her husband walks in and he shouts "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT" and the woman says "It's a pickled penis" Unfortunately her husband replied "PICKLE PENIS MY ASS"
person1: hey u heard about this pickled penis story
person2: no
person1: (reads it out)
person2: lol man got fucked in the ass
person1: apperently ye
person2: no
person1: (reads it out)
person2: lol man got fucked in the ass
person1: apperently ye
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 24, 2009
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A trick you use on BIG Lady Gaga fans. you tell them she made a new song called Paris Owl and tell them to go search it because it is AMAZING! you can see if they fall for it...
You: Jedd did you hear Lady Gaga's newest song?
Jedd: a new song seriously??
You: yea search it up i heard it on the radio its called Paris owl
Jedd: a new song seriously??
You: yea search it up i heard it on the radio its called Paris owl
by JWJ's Paris Owl <3 March 24, 2010
Get the Paris Owl mug.The indentation of male hips made visible by large abdominal muscles. They are called "penis hips" in that they tend to point directly to the penis. aka "Groin Dip", "G.I. Joe Muscle", "Inguinal Crease", "Jesus Crease", "Devil's Horns", and "Thunder Road"
Quote by Lisa Frydman's "The New Hot Spot" (Chicago Sun Times January 11, 2005)
"The inverted pyramid-shaped lower muscle group, which comprises the psoas (Greek for loin), iliacus and hip abductors, can be found beneath the belly button. If you're lean and those muscles are well-developed, they're nicely showcased above the waistband of low-rise jeans.
Think Brad Pitt in the famous "Fight Club" (1999) scene, in which he appears at the door wearing nothing but yellow rubber gloves as the camera zooms in on his well-defined "love muscle, " Matthew McConaughey (in anything), singers Nelly, Usher and D'Angelo in music videos, soccer star David Beckham, Mark Wahlberg (especially during his Calvin Klein modeling days) and Velvet Revolver's frontman Scott Weiland."
Quote by Lisa Frydman's "The New Hot Spot" (Chicago Sun Times January 11, 2005)
"The inverted pyramid-shaped lower muscle group, which comprises the psoas (Greek for loin), iliacus and hip abductors, can be found beneath the belly button. If you're lean and those muscles are well-developed, they're nicely showcased above the waistband of low-rise jeans.
Think Brad Pitt in the famous "Fight Club" (1999) scene, in which he appears at the door wearing nothing but yellow rubber gloves as the camera zooms in on his well-defined "love muscle, " Matthew McConaughey (in anything), singers Nelly, Usher and D'Angelo in music videos, soccer star David Beckham, Mark Wahlberg (especially during his Calvin Klein modeling days) and Velvet Revolver's frontman Scott Weiland."
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