Peil

When a guy fucks his girlfriend in the asshole, while he gets fistfucked in the asshole by someone else. The guy then proceeds to shit in his own hand and jack off on both of them.

Let's do the Peil!

by kafkahead October 8, 2008

penile reduction

The surprisingly uncommon surgical procedure by which flaps of skin and chunks of flesh are removed from a massive penis, thereby reducing the length and width of the said appendage.

"Diane and I used to have a hell of a time lubing up with KY before making love, but since my penile reduction...well, it's more like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."

by troutsnifferextraordinaire January 18, 2008

penile implant

An insult that implies the receiver is even lower than a dick: he is implanted in one.

That moron is such a penile implant.

by S. Machan September 25, 2002

Penile Member

Fun phrase to call the male genitalia

Did you see the size of his Penile Member???

by shlee & shlee July 4, 2008

Perian

Beautiful, energetic, full spirited, earth child! Perian is a pleasure to be around and have in ones life.

guy 1:"Man i wish i was more intuned with the earth!"
guy 2:"Yeah me too!"
guy 1:"We just need to be more perian"

by spankysmama March 24, 2011

Pedilacio

Sucking of your partners toes

I was giving my Fat Princess pedilacio last night, She loves having her toes sucked.

by Omaha1023 October 26, 2011

Penile Discharge

pe·nile dis·charge

n. pl. pe·nile· dis·charges

That gross looking secretion that emits from your peice. Usually happens if (A) You have an infection, (B) Your shit's broke, (C) You have some incurable std from the chick you were sleeping with last night.

see Diseased.

Damn dog, My penile discharge is a stange color, I think Imma die.

by Yono July 22, 2004