Pedoconvention

A once a year celebration in which pedophiles get together without being judged by the public. They usually share stories and just have a good time.

Fred: Hey Bill are you going to the pedoconvention.

Bill: Get away from me!

by TheNinjaBreadMan November 11, 2009

pedo helmet

Formerly a functional headpiece worn by Russian military personnel, today the ushanka has been adopted by the WCP, or World Conglomerate of Pedophiles. Its appearance is immediately recognizable and lends itself nicely to the creeper subculture.

Parent 1: Hey Margaret, that guy in the pedo helmet is standing next to your son and seems to be digging around in his pocket for change.

Margaret: Oh him? I'm sure he's a socially well adjusted person who just relates better to children and not a filthy pederast.

by alcoholic_crow December 16, 2011

Pedobear

A bear that likes to stalk and rape lolis. It is mostly used in memes involving anime. it also has a song

Person: "whos that following that little girl?"
Person 2 "it's a pedobear."

by pedobear slayer May 14, 2019

pedo-bear

someone who is a pedophile

me: dude have you seen the pedo-bear walking around watching kids sleeping

by stalkker May 29, 2019

Pardon Me, Are You Aaron Burr, Sir?

That depends, who's asking?

Alexander: Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr, sir?

by Violet the Empath November 17, 2020

Crazy Pedo

A pedophile that enjoys looking at little children.

"OMG I THINK THERE'S A CRAZY PEDO FOLLOWING ME!"

by Bobbalou October 6, 2008

Genio Pedo

A bizarre laughing humanoid hyena. This mammal is hard to domesticate but possible nevertheless. Can be fed with anything but it has to be accompanied with cheese. It has the laughing syndrome disease; it laughs at the slightest movement and sound; the duration can last for more than a month. Although this syndrome can be annoying for its masters, laughing is crucial for a genio's survival. This mammal is blind (eyelids are always closed) so it uses ultrasound (laughing) to navigate through space and create a visual image of it's environment. This strange creature has a bizarre ecology; it hates it's own specie. Furthermore it looks for a mate twice younger and twice smaller.

Genio Pedo: hahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha...hahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahaha wadafax hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahaha...hahahahahahhahaha

by HKUSTFREAK January 19, 2011