Penitentiary Rich

Slang term for when a person has a large quantity of one or more items that have little-to-no real world value, such as cigarettes, rolls of stamps, etc. that would bring them beaucoup prison currency, even real world money via money transfer apps and services.

Also used when an inmate receives a large deposit of money onto their books, allowing them to order excessive amounts of certain items when they make store, allowing them a monopoly on those items - such as soups, hygiene products, stamps, etc.

Inmate 1: Hey did you hear about Dave? His old lady deposited half her tax check on his books!
Inmate 2: Yeah, I heard. He bought all the chicken soups, snack cakes, and smokes from commissary and is flipping that shit for double.

Inmate 1: Yeah he acts like he's some Pablo Esco-behind-bars or something
Inmate 2: Homie too good for us since he got penitentiary rich!

by Ekko93 June 2, 2023

Penit

coquette lana del rey vinyl core word for penis.

“Le penit”

“I know right that’s so lana del rey preppy vinyl”

by hatosaurs September 14, 2023

Penitentiary Joint

A joint rolled with very little weed.

Homie rolled a penitentiary joint so small, it was gone in two puffs.

by LSteAL2 January 28, 2026

peithing

Farting into someone's mouth and then making out with them sharing the fart between each other's mouths.

When they got back to the apartment they started peithing.

by D33.K February 11, 2025

Penished

The ultimate sentence for your crimes as an adult, when all the people in the village gather around to pee on you as you sit in the yellow feeling mellow.

"This man MUST be penished for his crimes!"

by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 27, 2025

penits

He who is too lazy to plunge the clunge.

He's a right penits - his girlfriend told me they haven't clarted in over a year.

by baboon(^o^)sack March 17, 2025

operation penitration

A plan to hook up with someone. Have Sex.

Jack: Daamn look at tht hella hottie overthere!
Daniel:Operation Penitration!

by aries:) February 6, 2010