Pagan

Polytheistic Religion Based In Nature.

And I Will Pray Like A Pagan
To Anyone Who Will Take Me To Heaven

-Audioslave

by K. Barnes December 28, 2005

fucking pagan

First and foremost this is NOT an insult to any people who are pagans. This phrase plays off of misconceptions that people have who view pagans as very mystical and spacey.

The phrase "fucking pagan" can be used with a person (often times women) who are just completely stuck on silly romantic cliches and won't let them go. Examples of these cliches include the feeling that the eyes are the "gateway to one's soul" and that there is only one true love in the world for each person. You would tell a person who is insisting on something like this that they are being a fucking pagan.

The phrase was originally derived from Million Dollar Baby (Clint Eastwood's priest).

-Girlfriend: "What part about me do you find most attractive"
-Boyfriend: "Uh... well to be quite honest I think that would be your ass"
-Girlfriend: "You're an asshole, you are supposed to say something sweet like my eyes, they are the windows to the soul"
-Boyfriend: "Can you stop being a fucking pagan for a second? Eyes are all the god damn same. There are a few differen't colors and thats about it. They aren't magic jewels, they are eyeballs."
*Girlfriend storms out, no lesson is learned*

by Angus Ubangus August 12, 2006

Palangi

Palangi means White Scum

The "White Scum" (Palangi) around the edge of the Tofu pot

by matt November 12, 2004

pagans

A biker gang full of pussies.

look at those hells angels stompin the shit out them pagans!!!

by loco1 September 1, 2007

techno pagan

A person who works in the technology industry by day and practices Witchcraft at night.

She really knows how to fix those computers! She is a true Techno Pagan.

by Clark77494 December 23, 2006

pagan

pagan is an amazing best freind sometimes she can be a bit serious but also cool and fun to hang out with.she is lilys bff and will always be.she helps you when your down and is always be there for you at any time in your life.even know she can be a bitch sometimes :)

lily:your my bff pagan pagan:i know girl

by 12345bitch December 31, 2018

padanky

Woman's orifice, i.e. vagina, anus, mouth, nostrils, thingy.

Your dog just dragged her padanky across the carpet.

by Nancy Peppertooth December 9, 2009