paraneum

Common misspelling of 'perineum', the part of the body between the anus and genitals, aka the pelvic floor. This term is commonly used in discussions about anatomy, yoga, tantra and Kegel exercise.

People with poor web searching skills may spell 'perineum' as 'paraneum'. Complete ignoramuses may also attribute the word solely to the female anatomy.

by original_MikZ April 23, 2011

Healthy Paranoia

Checking something multiple times to assure yourself that something is correct or safe because you are aware of the consequences of it being not safe or correct.

I triple checked that all the divers scuba tanks were fully open and that the gear looked correct because I have healthy paranoia.

I got healthy paranoia so proof read the document a few times before sending it off to the publisher.

by Captain F bomb December 21, 2016

paranoia

a wellknown series of songs enlisted in the "dance dance revolution" collection. each song is typically known for their unpredictable steps and their rather high tempos; the original paranoia mix clocks in at 180 bpm, while the paranoia survivor max mix flows at a blistering 290 beats per minute.

by eric September 25, 2003

White shirt paranoia

The subconscious fear that somebody, taking a crap and realizing that the toilet paper is over, uses your white shirt to clean his asshole.

Since somebody used his white shirt as toilet paper, he suffers from white shirt paranoia.

by IDKWIA April 12, 2014

paranoing

The state of being paranoid

You are paranoing me to a point of insanity.

by BTAS-K July 31, 2004

paranoy

The act of making someone or paranoid. The active verb form of the word paranoia.

The thought of the plane crashing and disentegrating into billions of pieces paranoys me.

by Joey Monster May 13, 2005

Paranormal Activity denial

When someone says how stupid the movie paranormal activity is when you know it scared the shit out of them.

Guy 1: Holy crap that movie was scary!

Guy 2: Dude that movie was stupid. *I sure hope no one can smell the shit in my pants*

Guy 1: *hes got paranormal activity denial bad, i can smell the shit from here*

by option40 October 21, 2011