Red Panda

One of the most goddamn cute animals ever and yet no one gives 2 shits about it because its endangered.

Person 1: yo, you here about the red pandas that are dying out.
Person 2: a fucking wut

by Flippity-Flops December 23, 2018

Panda Sex

Panda Sex is defined as the act of having sex with a fat asian woman.

Jake: You like fat asian woman?

Edwin: Yeah I love me some Panda Sex

I had some crazy Panda Sex last night.

by JakeTheChild October 28, 2015

Porch Panda

Someone who is half Asian, half black.

From porch monkey and panda

"That lazy porch panda, Li Hong Shabazz, just hangs around the projects playing his damn violin!"

by Swamp Ninja August 22, 2004

Sand Panda

An over weight middle eastern homosexual male

"You see that sand panda in the corner? He is so checking you out."

by Kayke July 8, 2010

panda&dawn

Panda is always horny. Dawn is always laughing uncontrollably. They do very uncomfortable role plays and ruin children’s innocence. If you ever encounter a Panda&Dawn run as fast as you can in the opposite direction.

Wow I met a Panda&Dawn now I want to die!

by Autisma June 11, 2020

panda pounder

A white man who explicitly dates/fucks asian chicks.

"Hey bro, do you know Nick?"
"Black-Nick?"
"Nah, regular Nick."
"Oh yeah, that bitch always got a chink on his dick. Fucking panda pounder needs to get his head of the rice bowl."

by Jiggaboo Jumbalaya June 18, 2015

Panda Hero

Someone who can be called upon at anytime to do what needs to be done. Comes with a price, usually something personal.

Hatsune Miku is the Panda Hero, she saved our asses last night during the Baseball game.

by FAZEMLGCODPLAYER July 19, 2018