Paedogeddon

Describes what happens when the ranks of puppy-squeezers reaches critcal mass.

Matthew Kelly is yet another victim of Paedogeddon.

by neilbombd January 30, 2003

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Presidential Pardon

When the president farts in the company of criminals he says "Pardon Me!". The criminals retort with vigor "No No No Pardon ME!".

A confused President suddenly absolves the criminals of their sins and issues a Presidential Pardon so they are freed.

Embarrassed Presidents issue a Presidential Pardon in the face of confusion.

by amulet_1972 April 30, 2010

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paedosexual

Someone who actually engages in sexual contact with children. Paedophiles do not necessarily do this: many paedophiles like the thought of sex with children but would never actually take part in it.

Paedophilia isn't a crime; in most countries, paedosexuality is.

by Mr. British November 19, 2006

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Paedophile (s)

Evidently, Americans need to keep a dictionary handy at all times because apparently they don't know that the word P-E-D-O-P-H-I-L-E is. With all the crap going on with the Catholic church one would think that it would be as easy as pumping gas. But, unfortunately, some of the more estrogen enriched members of our country can't even do that, so perhaps I'm asking too much.

Your dad was a pedophile, and it corrupted your brain in such a way that you can no longer spell.

by Brooksie February 23, 2005

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