Paddle Boat Mentality

When an individual or individuals get into a disagreement or conflict over something that means absolutely nothing to them - it gets you nowhere fast

I knew when he came at me with his paddle boat mentality, I was dealing with a real winner

by Garolyn Caring June 13, 2024

Paddle Boat Mentality

When an individual or individuals get into a disagreement or conflict over something that means nothing to them

When he came at me with his paddle boat mentality, I knew I was dealing with a real winner

by Garolyn Caring June 13, 2024

paddle pop

A cute nickname to call your partner! This will always make them feel comfortable and safe.

Boyfriend: Hey Paddle Pop!
Me: Yes daddy?

by lolsiessofunnylol November 8, 2025

ferrari paddles

used to describe the folds or layers of fat on the backs of large women

look at the ferrari paddles on her

by stones October 24, 2007

Meat paddles

The extremities we call hands.

My tits longed for his meat paddles.

by Whyiseveryhandletaken February 20, 2017

Sea-Paddler

Someone that paddles in the sea

I heard that you're a sea-paddler

by me_dabest August 26, 2017

Spanish paddler

While in a vehicle- When the passenger causes the car to go off of the road (intentionally or unintentionally) and must flee the scene. The passenger will then make sure the driver is unconscious or deceased.

Then the passenger must:
1) Pull the drivers pants down and place the drivers hand upon their penis (possible for females in theory however this has not been proven on record at this point).
2)By shaking the driver shoulder / forearm (or any means necessary) passenger will stimulate the drivers penis

3) As the penis becomes erect (adrenaline from accident should aid in this or if deceased then postmortem Rigamortis) the motion will become more rapid until ejaculation has been achieved.
4) After ejaculation the passenger will wipe any DNA of their own from the scene and sketchily use the shadows to flee from the area, thus reliving themselves from being suspect in the scene.

Police will be sidetrack by the masturbating driver theory and therefore said passenger will be relived of any connection to the crime.

I grabbed the wheel and put that bitch in the ditch. Then I had to Spanish paddler that mother fuckers.

by Whiteyt9 September 30, 2017