Discreet Brown Package

A package that contains sexual toys such as a vibrator or dildo.
A Discreet Brown Package is discreet so that others will not know what you have ordered but it has become very obvious.
by @anonymous3209 March 27, 2021
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Tracking My Package

When a lady wants your cock in her life
"She keeps asking if i am single and what i do after work, she's really tracking my package"
by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O January 13, 2013
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Biggie Small Package

Any man that has a small penis , but covers it up by stuffing the front of his pants.
That guy totally has a "Biggie Small Package."
by James2386 July 27, 2012
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last cookie of the package

When someone (generally a girl) thinks she is very better than any other, she is asked if she is the last cookie of the package!
Girl "I only date with very rich men!"

Guy "Do you think you're the last cookie of the package?!"
by Magnetofgirls February 18, 2014
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The Full Faggot Package

Commonly builds himself a reputation of trust or friendliness. Though this is how he shows himself, he will take any opportunity to take the piss out of you, but in a 1 on 1 conversation, he will act like your best friend. A full faggot package is often attractive to girls and will still do anything in his power to Cockblock a friend if he thinks this friend has more of a chance than he does. It is often done out of jealousy. He will also gloat about being the best to everyone though he is often not.
You "Hey I really like that Hannah girl you know, She is amazing."
friend "Oh really..."
*Later on*
Friend "Oi Hannah, that (your name) really likes you you know, like he's obsessed with you"
Hannah "Oh errm... OK."
After this, Hannah never spoke or cared about you.
You "Wow. He is the full faggot package."
Other Friend "I know right."
by James2210 June 07, 2013
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Full Negro Package

To have more BLING than SNOOPDOG, EMINIM, and P DIDDY COMBINED!!!!
DAMN!!! You see that Caddy roll by? That mother fucker had the FULL NEGRO PACKAGE!
by Lick A. Lotapuss July 23, 2008
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Care package whore

the act of going to find a person who is waiting for a care package and killing them only to take the care package.
person 1: holy shit theres the care package helicopter im gonna go take it from the defensly guy just waiting there for it

person 2: dude dont be a care package whore nobody likes that
by codbosucks January 13, 2011
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