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pudding roll

A sexual act, typically occurring in prison, involving several stages.
1) The aggressor wraps his member in cellophane, and anally violates the recipient (who is usually a rotund individual), usually after meal time, so that a large amount of fecal material is present.
2) The aggressor then removes the feces-coated cellophane, and inverts it, creating a "roll", filled with "pudding", which he then squeezes out, in a fashion similar to a cake decorator, to create emojis for the recipient's amusement.
3) The recipient then consumes the "pudding", while quoting Bill Cosby Jello pudding pop commercials
Greg hasn't been the same since Will fed him a pudding roll. Now he stares at the wall, and doesn't say anything until you show him a smiley face, then he just yells out, "It's so rich and creamy!"
by Dickshunairy April 19, 2018
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Shitmas Pudding

The state of excrement after it has been placed into a bowl, mashed up into a lumpy putty-like substance, melted in the microwave for five minutes and frozen over night. It is often enjoyed with truffle butter as a dessert on Christmas day.
Person A: So, what did you have for dessert on Christmas Day?
Person B: The wife prepared us all some Shitmas Pudding, it was scrumptious!
Person A: .....
by Ignatius Butterworth April 5, 2016
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Summer Pudding

Sex with a sweaty, unwashed prostitute in a back seat of a hot car in a rest area.
I’m so horned up I could go for some summer pudding.
by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2019
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Sponge Pudding

T:"Hey J, your sponge pudding is waiting for you behind the dumpster."
J:"Cheers"
by TreacleJC April 4, 2019
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Vag Pudding

When a mans cum mixes with a woman's and is still inside the vagina. What leaks out is Vag Pudding
Damn, that vag pudding is messing up my sheets!
by SweetD919 December 13, 2021
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Demon pudding

Super hot, lava like, diarrhea. Sometimes explosive
Jake: are you coming over or not? Me: sorry man, had to much hot sauce on my eggs this morning, now I have a bad case of the demon pudding.
by SauerCrouse51 August 26, 2017
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Drama Pudding

When two or more people are going back and forth with each other, and you're an innocent bystander, this is what you relax and enjoy. Tastes kind of like vanilla, and the bigger the bowl, the better. Best enjoyed on a lawn chair.
Person A: You're such an asshole, why'd you say that about my girlfriend?
Person B: It's all true, she's a fucking whore and sleeps around!
Person C: -unfolds lawn chair- Mmmmmm.. anyone else want some of this delicious Drama Pudding?
by Billeh Goat August 23, 2009
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