proper-spank

1. The act of striking a golf ball with great authority and power, typically executed with a driver or fairway metal.

2. The proper spank also refers to an act associated with sexual foreplay. While the traditional spanking can be perceived as demeaning and condescending, a proper-spank is pleasurable for, and welcomed by the recipient.

Yes, I know I missed that gimee on #10, but let me assure you that I this tee shot will be proper-spanked.

Do you care for a proper-spank?

by S. Morgenstern July 16, 2007

plopperbag

extra large bag for carrying extra large turdy wurdys.mainly for people who eat a lot of branston beans or eggs.it straps round your neck and hangs down so has not to miss any splash backs.

i,ve just ate my beans and am off now to empty my plopperbag cos its full.

by larry lesbian April 4, 2009

Proper Still

When something is amazing or done exceptionally well while ending the moment with a emphasized point.

Thats proper still.

by Sugar69 November 26, 2010

ploppert

When you think you're going to take a really satisfying dump but only a little nugget trickles out.

I felt like I had to take a massive shit, but all I did was ploppert.

by Jager947 July 29, 2016

proper slag

Not just a normal slag willing to sleep with any old John, dick and Harry. A 'proper' slag exudes an air of utter filthiness when viewed from a distance. When up close and personal she'll service your every need : swallowing and anal is guaranteed. When you see one you know it, nuff said.

Never mind your slag, that over there is a proper slag - I'm gonna rag the Fuck out of that one.

by janitor2010 August 24, 2016

Proper Hug

A two handed hug; and ass grabbing.

C'mon stop given them ordinary hugs out to me and let me get a proper hug.

by Money Bandman November 15, 2016

proper stickins

The act of a man truly giving his lover the best his erect penis has to offer in firmness, endurance, and location.

Chris: So, after I dropped your sorry ass off at home, I went back to the bar and ran into Kristy.
Ted: What happened?
Chris: Proper stickins is what happened!! Tore her up! Made it through all of The Dark Side of The Moon and she was moaning like the back up singers.

by von groovy June 6, 2017