zombie jesus on a pogostick

When some shit so amazing happened that you would've had to have been there, otherwize no one would belive you if you told them.

1.
Omar: Holy shitz Robert!!!
Robert: Zombie jesus on a pogostick, did you see that?!
Omar: that nigga just got blasted by a racoon(actual
animal) holding a hand gun!!
2.
Tim: Zombie jesus on a pogostick nic r u ok?!
Nic: I had no idea my penis could bend that way
3.
Breanne: zombie jesus on a pogo stick did Tim just eat an 8x8
Gina: yeah to bad its not a hamburger

by Team Retro September 21, 2008

poose

Akin to a sleeping Indian baby on it's mothers back. Determined by Air Force Securtiy Police in Thailand 1974 when one Poosed out he basicly fell asleep after a long day or night of partying.

Edgar is all poosed out.

I am poosed man.

by Jim Enockson December 19, 2003

pooshany

verb/adj.; The act or process of dispelling only poosh from ones thoughts and the proccess thereof pertaining to the process of racial "profiling".

Dylan said he thinks black people are inferior to the Arian brotherhood; (Therein being an act of pooshany) Whereas in that sense, so are Abbie's (Jewish male),ABCD's("American-Born Confused Desi" White Homosexual South African's), Abo's (Australians),Apple's('Native' American), Camel Jockey's(sand ngger), Chink's,
Eskimo's, Flip's, Haji (What we in the Army call a sand nigger)Roundeye's (That one Asian guy that doesnt have slanted eyes you know at work in the IT department), Snowback's (Fucking Canadian Immigrants)

by Aleksiev Antonov March 10, 2008

Poosha

POO- shAH! Not sure if the spelling, but Is a cajun exclamation that means ‘that can’t be possible’ or calling bullshit on something. I like to think it means ‘poor dear’ or potentially po - cher. Can’t believe you would really believe that...definitely can’t believe you would think I would buy it!

Your friend: Green snakes turn blue when they die.
You: Poosha! Ter ain’ no way!

by Klewie March 15, 2019

poosh

The area of the body that is below the navel or lower stomach and expands down toward the genitals. It typically increases in size with age and affects women more frequently, especially due to heavy drinking, overeating, or childbirth. Could be seen as a lower beer belly.

That girl would be bangin' if she didn't have such a big poosh, and if she didn't flaunt it around like it's no big deal.

by MillerMofo February 2, 2005

poosi

The name given to one who is weak or easily dunished;

Brian is a poosi who likes pubeless poooosi's.

by Kdawgizzle September 1, 2006

poosai

an adjective of relativley recent origin is sometimes used for a misused word of borderline vulgarity. In fact, Poosai, when properly applied in language, simply means a person or object of extraordinary eclectic but discerning quality and/or characteristics.

Charles is a true appreciator of poosai collectibles.

by Robino Watsoni May 26, 2006