Positarians

The Positarians are a group of individuals who are
diverse, unique, and do not necessarily have much in
common except their plight towards establishing
positive mindsets in all facets of life. Positarians
say "Hello" and "Good Morning" with enthusiasm, and
despite the daily roadblocks and miserable individuals
encountered in life, Positarians simply stay positive.
In short, Positarians are lovers of life, and their
goal is to spread this attitude to those whom they are surrounded with.

Someone that is always looking on the bright side of things, and enjoys life with a positive attitude would be considered a Positarian.

by Positarian Founders September 10, 2005

poisoned chalis

Chalis: A cup or bowl highly decorated with jewels or precious metals. A desirable object

Poisoned Chalis: A prize that has had its lustre taken from it by an act or situation that makes recieving the prize much less palatable.

Poisoned Chalis: A lesbian that turns down your offer of sex but wants to remain friends.

The offer of a job as The English Football Team manager was a poisoned chalis. He realised that it was footballs prize but he hadnt realised the press corp hated him so much.

Oh man look at her she's beautiful. I get a boner whenever she walks past but she's as lezzer as they come mate! I want to be her friend but I know she will never shag me - thats what I call a poisoned chalis.

by Fanny Wazzocks Cookbook October 20, 2007

Poison

Semen, cum, sperm. Usually used to mean one has poison building up in their body and they need to get it out. Like when you get a snake bite you need to suck the poison out or get the poison out. Build up of poison can make a guy short-tempered, angry, miserable, unhappy, irritable until you can get it out of your body.

1. I've gotta go get the poison out, I'm going nuts. 2.(a) What's wrong with Pat? Seems like he's in a bad mood. (b) Nothing's wrong with him, he just needs to get the poison out and he'll be fine. 3. It's been a week since I've gotten the poison out and now it's building up and I'm going crazy. 4. Whew, I waited way too long to get the poison out. I feel so much better now. Time for a sandwich and a nap.

by WinkD October 26, 2017

glory position

(n.) 1. The shittiest shift and/or job at work that a person can get stuck in. Then the douchebag boss comes along and names it the "glory position" merely to patronize you and show just how insignificant you are. 2. Plastering yourself face first into the bathroom wall with knees spread as wide as possible. This allows for deepest penetration into the glory hole.

Today the boss announced that I would be taking the Glory Position from 2AM to 12AM. I was confused as to how I would keep myself pressed against the bathroom wall for that long, but was later informed that the fucking douchebag is just putting me on the shittiest shift possible.

by Jackson Brown-eye October 25, 2006

Rat poison

Term used by Alabama football coach Nick Saban to describe media hype that distracts a team after a win and makes them believe they’re invincible and makes them underestimate their next opponent. If they drink the rat poison they will lose.

“Tennessee beat Bowling Green by 30. They’re winning the SEC!”
“Shut up with that rat poison, Joe.”

by Docblue September 8, 2022

Poison Pill

The actions done by a party to screw another party after a major change has been completed or in the mix.

John Doe the outstanding CEO of ABC company resigned from his job today due to a takeover bid from XYZ. This will most likey lower the stock price of the company and make it undervalued vs. XYZ's bid. John Doe's Poison Pill will make make XYZ's bid overvalued.

by John Willikins December 12, 2005

posibe

A word which is a manifestion of everything good in life. Its origins are deep rooted and began with a man named Mark. It can be used to describe, question or just plain animate your life! When you say it, say it with feeling!

So, are you gonna party with us tonight?
Posibe.

by Reeses March 29, 2005