Fortnite Playgrounds

When you and the Broskis are talking shit and finna settle the debate with a classic build battle max mats finna build up and fight.

Finna clap yo dumbass

Fortnite Playgrounds is limited time

by Jonas Valanciunas August 6, 2018

Dildonic Plague

Like the plagues of history, a dildonic plague starts with a single infected person that spreads their infection to others. The symptoms consist chiefly of being driven to such distraction and stupidity in the face of easily avoidable catastophe that others who are not infected become convinced that having a violently raging dildo lodged in some hidden orifice is the only reasonable explanation, and that this "disease" is active and spreading amongst others.

This morning, our website was down because someone forgot to renew the certificate! Then the shipping department shipped my packages to the wrong address. Not an hour later, some guy clogged the toilet and flooded the bathroom by trying to flush it repeatedly. Finally, it ravaged operations, who accidentally canceled our Internet service! Someone should have taken the 10-inch vibrating mamba out of their ass before they came to work! We've got a freakin' dildonic plague on our hands!

by dirtforker February 8, 2020

Black Plague Friday

A buying event larger than Black Friday,

This marks the day after a President of a Country shuts traveling borders to Europe sparking of a prepper buying frenzies.

First things to go are:

* Hand Sanitizers
* Toilet Paper
* Face Masks
* Canned goods

Did you see the line at the grocery store this morning? It was a new kind of Black-Friday, "Black Plague Friday".

by Bobby Peach March 13, 2020

Pygmy Goat Plague

When unsuspecting vandals collect hundreds of miniature goats, and secretly drop them off in a small town or village.

They look cute, but these goats are ruining my yard! It's a Pygmy goat plague!!!

by Skinkronson June 12, 2014

Chinese Bat Plague

A disease caused by a Coronavirus that originated in China during December of 2019. The virus was spreading rapidly but since the people in China are Chinese they decided to not say anything about it until after Christmas. The disease quickly developed into a global pandemic and many Americans with mental illnesses/disabilities began buying up all of the toilet paper and cleaning supplies as if the world was about to experience some sort of “diarrhea armageddon”. People were dying, the economy took a huge hit, morons stopped drinking Corona beer, “Tiger King” was released on Netflix, domestic violence increased (which may have had something to do with “Tiger King”), the term “Social Distancing” was created and accepted for use in public conversation, and many other terrible outcomes resulted from the horrendous diet of the Chinese. On the upside essential people were the only people allowed to work in some areas which greatly reduced traffic on the highways.

The star of the Netflix series “Tiger King” caught the Chinese Bat Plague while he was in prison.

by Murican Ginger April 3, 2020

Plague Doctor

A doctor who has worked on the Black Plague

The Plague Doctor works on the Black Plague

by ghjklopui May 31, 2017

Playground Theory

An age-old theory describing how a lady or man will cover up their feelings for someone by being overly mean or sarcastic to the person. NB: Not to be mistaken with bullies.

Tim: Mary keeps teasing about how weird my habits are, more than anyone ever has.
John: Don't worry, Tim, it's probably because she likes you.
Tim: Where did you get that from?
John: It's simple; the Playground Theory, my friend.

by deusmaniac November 14, 2014