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Meeting Pirate

Coworkers who show up to a meeting and take over with their own agenda.
My boss was a total meeting pirate today - talked about some random crap for the whole hour and I never got to give my presentation.
by MarkieSmif July 5, 2010
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Jelly Pirate

A very specfic group of Jamaican Pirates that sell Jelly Coconuts on the side of the road. Most concentrated population in the Negril area near the bush man rastas. One can tell the individual is a genuine Jelly Pirate by his gruff demeanor, dirty wifebeater, Natty ponytail, dark sunglasses and the signature call of "Drink Up All Of Di Wata Baybi". Don't be to alarmed the Jelly Pirate's bark is much worse than his bite.
by mothermccree June 2, 2010
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robot pirate

A pirate made of metal from his head to his privates. They are the robot pirates. They do the things a robot should. Also the things a pirate should. They wear eye-patches and are feared by the masses. Their biggest enemy are computer hackers. They can also mop the whole poop deck in 11 seconds.
tommy: hey is that a robot pirate?
bobby: does he have a parrot sitting on his titanium chassis?
tommy: oh, no he doesn't.
bobby: then no.
by a robot pirate March 31, 2010
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pirate vision

When you are so drunk you drive with one eye closed.
Tom: Hey Kev, how did you get home last night?

Kev: I was so fucked i had to use pirate vision.
by Q Nash October 11, 2016
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Anus Pirate

Gay men who like it up the butt. Typically very very homosexual.
Stacy: Whoah! look at how tight his jeans are!
Jenny: Oh, he must be an anus pirate!
by Mama-papa-baby June 5, 2009
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Snow pirate

A female who snorts cocaine and dates lacrosse players or hits the line out of turn
Jacobs girlfriend was a snow pirate at the party last night
by Mr. scoonover February 13, 2020
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Douche Pirate

A name you give a person who sucks at life. Their life sucks so bad that you assume they rob douche bags from women.
They dude is a major Douche Pirate, and needs to get a life.

Fuck this, that dick hole over there is a major Douche Pirate.
by 6310 August 14, 2009
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