Problem In Chair Not In Computer
Insult for non IT literate people. Often used in IT support to describe someone who is the problem rather than has a problem.
Problem In Chair Not In Computer.
Insult for non IT literate people. Often used in IT support to describe someone who is the problem rather than has a problem.
Problem In Chair Not In Computer.
A- Sandra’s monitor isn't working. Can you check it out?
B- ok
(Later)
B- silly cow didn’t have it plugged in.
A- What a Picnic.
B- ok
(Later)
B- silly cow didn’t have it plugged in.
A- What a Picnic.
by FannyMallet81 January 28, 2022
by REB7293_2223hfje September 16, 2020
For help desk or incident management classification when the issue was the use inability to follow the process correctly this qualifies as a being a PICNIC
by Purdey November 06, 2023
Noun: A state of alcoholic intoxication achieved by maintaining a 2-2.5 drink buzz for 2-4 hours (as one would do at a picnic or barbecue), characterized by happiness easing into a general malaise and the feeling you're headed for a nap as soon as you get home.
by puzzfuzz December 10, 2013
Guy: So we could go get lunch somewhere, where do you want to eat?
Girl: Ooh I know! We could pack a lunch, roll the windows down and have a backseat picnic
Girl: Ooh I know! We could pack a lunch, roll the windows down and have a backseat picnic
by Harrietbubson September 10, 2020
A name for anything disappointing, especially (rather disappointing) anal sex. The term is taken from Christopher Hitchens’ oft repeated witticism that the three most overrated things in the world are lobsters, picnics, and anal sex.
While Phinneas had been excited to explore new sexual territory with his new and rather adventurous lover, what had once been an alluring almost taboo activity end up being a rather tight and uncomfortable Hitchens Picnic.
by Bruce M. F. MacDonald July 21, 2022
by laszlomann July 30, 2014