Pencil Sharpener

1. A woman's vagina. sex usually involves a man inserting his "pencil" into the woman's pencil sharpener.
2. A sometimes electronically-powered device used to sharpen pencils if they break or become too blunt.

1. Dude: "woah, check out that hot ass babe!"
Other Dude: "I gotta sharpen my pencil in that baby!"

2. Kid: "Teacher, can I use the pencil sharpener?"
Teacher: "Why are you asking people permission to use a pencil sharpener? Just do it already, it's perfectly legal!"

by B34ST December 28, 2005

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Pencil Surgery

When your really bored in class so you completely take apart your pen or pencil then put it back together again for no reason.

I had to do a serious procedure on my pencil today to cure the boredness.

I'm an expert at Pencil Surgery.

by tay the boss March 3, 2011

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Pencil Poaching

Scouring the halls after school to find pencils people have dropped on the ground.

Dude you want to come lift weights with us? Sure but I gotta finish my pencil poaching in second hall first!

by Tonelico-Undress April 2, 2011

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pencil boy

a guy with a dick smaller than a pencil

dude. pencil boy needs to grow some balls........ well the little some that he has.

by ubhvhjbggvhjjp September 14, 2017

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Pencil Eater

That one kid who always sharpens his pencils until they become absolutely nothing, and tapes together pens with about five pounds of tape, and colors the pens. Also known as the Frankenstein of Pencils

Dude, that guy is such a pencil eater. He just blew through an industrial size pallet of 3000 boxes of pencils in like 30 minutes.

by BoomboxFish June 14, 2019

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