pencil farter

A pencil in the butt while farter

"Shut the fuck up you pencil farter"

by Kayythaagoat August 24, 2017

pencil case

Something used to store pencils and other various stationary equipment during school, university or work.

Person 1: woah cool pencil case
Penson 2: yeah i have all my stuff in there

by xxx_gekyume420_xxx March 25, 2019

Bookies pencil

Short penis with no girth whatsoever

I caught a glimpse of Dave's cock in the changing room at work ..... fuckin thing looks like a bookies pencil. I've seen more girth on a maccy d's straw. When he fucks his missus it must be like throwing a chip up dartford tunnel.

by Ivornumbnuts June 8, 2019

pencil in a hotdog

A really skinny dildo in a saggy vagina. Note the hotdog is a actually a hotdog bun

It’s like putting a pencil in a hotdog

by Vic_patty February 15, 2018

Heavily Pencilled

As in, it's REALLY in the diary.
An obvious insinuation that one hopes the "meeting" may be more like a "meating".
Or lunch involving a large German sausage.

Don't worry, I have you heavily pencilled in my diary.

by Porky Blunder October 19, 2019

Full Pencil

A phrase, which means "No cap, legit.", "That's/This is true." Or "I'm not lying on that."

(Mainly for Among Us.)

(Setting: In a round of Among Us.)

EXAMPLE 1:

Person 1: AYO BRUH I WAS IN ELEC WHEN THE BODY WAS FOUND, FULL PENCIL

Person 2: ok then
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EXAMPLE 2:

Person 1: hey i saw Person 3 in nav i can clear him

Person 2: full pencil?

Person 3: yeah he did see me tho

Person 2: ok then i can trust yall

by Derpsion May 4, 2021

Floor Pencil

A nasty, dirty, germ infected pencil that you found on the floor of a public place such as a school.

Although Ariel claimed to love Brandy; she still tried to give her a nasty floor pencil.

by Bbenjaminxd November 28, 2011