Jaco Pastorius

Except he didn't produce This is This, Sportin' Life, Domino Theory, OR Procession, because they were the four albums made after he died.

by Anonymous September 30, 2003

pasto

Pasto is similar to a typo but implies the author was pasting text copied from somewhere else. In the Windows-dominated, cut-and-paste-world, pastos occur quite frequently, especially at work.

Everyone,
Please ignore the fourth sentence from my last email, it was a pasto.

by Rob Eddy April 12, 2004

pantomime

Pantomime pan-toe-myme.

The sexual act of covering a recipient's entire facial region with human ejaculate, so much so that the face resembles that of the commonplace thespian 'pantomime' actor.

After being pantomimed, one often explore the action of pantomiming themselves with the limb searching of invisible objects (such as, but not limited to, glass cases of emotion, walls, ladders, etc.).

I watched a porno where that kid got totally pantomimed.

I want to pantomime the shit out of Megan Fox.

I was looking up at him eagerly... and then he pantomimed me.

My girlfriend is a slut... she totally wants me to pantomime her.

by Pantomoneous February 3, 2010

pantofel

this term is used to describe a person who compulsively masturbates every chance they get.

We found out David is a total pantofel after we went to Brandon's house with him.

by marajuanatablets June 20, 2007

tyler patton

a totaly sexy and badass he is great at sports and if ur his boyfreind your lucky and he has a huge dick

oh hes so tyler patton

by tlr patton August 30, 2011

panto hado

Fried bread. Great served with pasta or other saucy dishes.

We are having spaghetti and ponto hado tonight.

by Rio January 22, 2005

Pastor

Pass-tor (n) middle english 1) an ignorant sonofabitch with a Bass boat; 2) a letch who gropes the loins and lucious breasts of Sunday school girls; 3) a man of god who doesn't file income tax returns; and 4) all of the above.

The new pastor porked all the deacon's daughters.

by hoze August 11, 2004