Patrick

some silly goose who tries too hard to make jokes

"man, some kid said the stupidest joke today"
"was his name Patrick?"
"yeah, how'd you know?"

by lilhuddysnpass March 5, 2019

Patrick

Patrick is a weeb patrick loves a jojos and trys to bring back old dead memes

Patrick big weeb me not likey

by blue eyes white dragon September 23, 2019

patrick

The biggest hoe slut you’ll ever meet

“wow patrick is a hoe slut”

by Quirkyjuulpod July 11, 2019

Patrick

Patrick is an attractive person to most people he’s very sweet, knows when something is wrong and can make you laugh is genuinely a great person , also he’s very nice and will be there for you no matter what he’s has a big butt and abs and nappy hair he’s very nice and most girls want him

Girl: Have you seen Patrick today ?

Girl#2: yeah he’s great man I would like a piece of that ass

by Oldman24 January 2, 2019

Patrick

Usually good looking, fun, and LOVES attention. He'll make broken promises, cheat, make you lose all self esteem, break your heart, but say sorry, and make it look like it was all you're fault. When you're ready to leave him he'll say all the right things to make you stay. Just to do it all over again. He will waste your time. He still lives with his mom at 25 and is going nowhere in life, but blames everyone else for his problems. Will mostly only text, Snapchat, or random pic at odd hours. He's the equivalent to a Fuck boy. Stay away at all cost!

Him: At 2am. "Hey good looking, I'm Patrick. Do you want to hang"?

Her: thinking to herself, I feel like torturing myself. "OK".

Him: At 2am. "Wyd"?
Her: No reply

A few days later...
Him: At 3am. "Hey stranger"
Her: No reply

continues forever!...

by Rosalie Quinn April 15, 2020

Patrick

A DUMBASSS who is obsessed with anime and big weeb yes.

Has a girlfriend who was forced to be with him, she is nice but she has bad choice in boys.
*Dies in anime yes*

OMG, he is defiantly a Patrick, look what a weeb boi.
Ewwww Patrick YUKKKKK!!!

by TrangleCult May 31, 2020

Patrick

Patrick is probably the most genuine man that you will ever come across in your lifetime. His words spark fires that spread to your heart and his smile brightens up every room that he walks into. He's humble, understanding, and genuinely seeks to help everyone that he comes into contact with. He loves dessert but sunrises and sunsets put a smile on his face. His body is a work of art and he takes pride in every thing that his hands touch. He's educated and he possesses a maturity that is intriguing and pulls you in. Be careful because everything about this man is addictive and once you have had a dose there is no turning back. He loves unconditionally and he makes you want to love him just because he stay true to his spirit. Simply put, this man is incredible!

Patrick is an amazing man of God whose heart overflows with so much love for people.

by ChoZynWordZ April 19, 2018