Greer Otter

River otters from Greer, Arizona that are known for raping travelers that fall asleep.

My friend was molested when a Greer Otter mounted itself on his morning wood.

by Agnar January 17, 2017

cherry otter

Cherry otter loves to annoy the friends that get easily annoyed. She is sarcastic and easily annoyed. She loves saying smh and birdseeds for some odd reason. She loves polar bears. She's very smart but procrastinates a lot. She is brutally honest and will tell you when you did something wrong. Once you find a cherry otter, you should never let her go. She's one of a kind, but she already has a boyfriend, so it's too late.

Pawn basin: Hey have you seen cherry otter?
Milk Butterfly; I think she's hanging out with pineapple blobfish
Pawn Basin : Oh thanks! i need to ask her out :)

by milkbutterfly January 29, 2019

Pocket Otter

A shorter, thin hairy gay man (as some define otter as not only being thin and hairy, but tall too).

Gay #1: See the fur on that guy? Woof!
Gay #2: I missed it, which one?
Gay #1: The shorter thin one, the pocket otter.

by Linguistofdorothy August 3, 2019

kent otto

kent otto is world renound soundcloud rapper, one day he'll be as big as post malone. he lives in his parents basement and religiously yells at his mother to make him his pb&j's and believes women are only good in the kitchen. he lives in carrol, new Hampshire. he wanted to drop out since preschool, because kent is too cool for school, except he is 29. he went to community college even though he claims harvard was blowing up his phone. he claims to have celebs sliding in his dms all day long. his main source of income is selling feet pics on the dark web.his latest Soundcloud rap is:
Tricycle zooming mind is booming
Industrial revolution I learned in middle school
I tried to drop out but my father said it was not cool
Tricycle fit on fleak
P'b and j don’t need no tweak
You ninja haters you weak
My mom says I'm unemployed but that’s okay I'm gonna hit it big one day
Everyone who says im not gonna hit it big
Your gonna regret saying that when im more popular then post malone
Im gonna be famous im gonna be rich
celebs blowing up my phone
they can't get enough of the kent meister
and iM OUT
wow kent. that was a really heartfelt rap. if you are graced with presence of kent otto in your life, you are a truly a blessed person indeed.

live laugh love kent otto.

by ava87985 February 22, 2021

Andri Ottesen

Andri is a godly man, this man is the goddamn teacher blessed by every greek and roman god except Hera/Juno because he claimed himself a higher man than her.

He has a huge schlong and is a OGPOSATELE one of the greatest pieces of shits of all time ever to see the light of earth.

Andri Ottesen: BOY! did you do your homework.
Me: no.
Andri Ottesen : good, because i did it for you.

by annynomonymously-man January 12, 2022

Ottawa U

There's a hole in the city and its name is Ottawa U
And if you're dull and boring than its the place for you
And if you're into concrete and ugly buildings too
Then welcome to Ottawa U
2-3-4
Fuck you, Ottawa U
What?
Fuck you, Ottawa U
en Francais Fuckais vous
Fuck you Ottawa U
2-3-4
What the fucks a Gee Gee?
What the fucks a Gee Gee?
What the fucks a Gee Gee?
...

person 1: what is that?

person 2: well that my friend is the hole in our city, and its name is Ottawa u....

by ray ray lolitaaa February 3, 2009

university of ottawa vs. carleton rival chants

Being located in the same city, it is natural that the University of Ottawa and Carleton have become rival schools. Here are examples of chants heard on the University of Ottawa campus during frosh week (also known as 101 week):

university of ottawa vs. carleton rival chants:
If I had the wings of a sparrow,
If I had the wings of a crow,
I'd fly over Carleton tomorrow,
and shit on those bastards below, below!
shit on, shit on, shit on those bastards below, below
shit on, shit on, shit on those bastards below

or

I'm an asshole,
I'm an asshole,
I'm an asshole through and through,
but i'd rather be an asshole than to go to Carleton U

by The First GG October 17, 2012