A man who says how every person does negative things to them but not mentioning how they were the first to start it and once you realize who they really are they will start ignoring you. Basically a man who lies about his past for sympathy.
Bob used to always tell me how his exes would break up with him suddenly out of the blue but when I dated him he would always block me for not agreeing with him, he is a orphan man
by Omggirlitsher October 15, 2020
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Get the Orphanation mug.A vinyl record player originally sold with an integrated Hi-Fi system, that has since become separated from said system and is thus unusable due to proprietary connectors and the lack of an audio amplifier.
Person A: “I brought this record player from a thrift store, but when I tried to use it I noticed it only has weird connectors I’ve never seen before.”
Person B: “That’s an orphan turntable. Don’t waste any more time or money getting it to work.”
Person B: “That’s an orphan turntable. Don’t waste any more time or money getting it to work.”
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Get the orphan mug.Emily whom got left for 52 minutes on the side of the road because she was forgotten by her grandparents. Please pray for her and her little orphan life 🏡❌
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