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oriented

1) verb. To have sexual relations with one of asian descent.

2) adj. Used to indicate heavy asian influence or representation.
1) I spent all last night getting oriented!

2) Man, that bar was really oriented.
by JWS April 21, 2005
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mixed orientation marriage

A marriage of a man and a woman where one spouse is heterosexual and one spouse is homosexual.

Often the homosexual marries the heterosexual in an attempt to "cure" their sexual attraction to the same sex. Religion, family expectations, and a desire to have children often influence a homosexual person's decision to wed a person of the opposite sex.

I use the term "homosexual" and not LGB because many same-sex attracted people that marry a person of the opposite sex do not self-identify as gay, lesbian, or bisexual. Many also prefer to stay in the closet.

Many, but not all, of these marriages end in severe marital conflict, separation, or divorce.
Sandy suspected that Steve was gay for a long time, but couldn't tell for sure until she found his Manhunt account on the family computer. Now she's certainly in a mixed orientation marriage. Sandy's hired a lawyer without Steve's knowledge.
by poorbrokegradstudent July 23, 2010
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orientate

To become oriented with or to assist someone else with orientating themselves. It's one of those words that sounds better than the grammatically correct version.
"I have to go to my law school next week to get orientated"

"first year students have to come a week early to orientate themselves"
by Alyssa August 30, 2005
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Orgied

n. Slang for a state of unnecessary excess or crowding
Pool game:

Johnny Bob: Dude, what a crappy break. You barely spread the balls out!
Bobby John: Yeah, all those balls are orgied in the corner.
by AlwaysROCKingOut August 5, 2007
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Orientarded

One who is cursed with a complete lack of a sense of direction, to the point where their very integrity is brought to question. See "Orientard"
"Man, how funny was it when Sarah tried to get to (Point A) and ended up somewhere between (Point ∆) and (Point ¡§∞¶). SO orientarded.
by Lord_Squid November 20, 2009
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Oriental Grizzly Bear

1. The Asiatic version of your everyday, household grizzly bear. Known for its black and white "marks" and its strictly bamboo diet. Much like the daughter, it is slowly disappearing from China, and may soon be on its way to extinction.

2. Also known as a Panda Bear

(scientific name: Ailuropoda Melanoleuca, also Jack Black)
1.I went to the zoo and saw an oriental grizzly bear. They claim it may be one of the last in existance.

2.Jack Black played an animated oriental grizzly bear in the movie "Kung-Fu Panda."
by cre711 February 28, 2011
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ormea

Acronym.

Only Real Men Eat Ass

Noun.
Ormea, Italy

Verb.
The act of eating ass or the state of ass eating
"ORMEA" ~ Rosa Parks
by Ormea June 14, 2016
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