Orientarded

One who is cursed with a complete lack of a sense of direction, to the point where their very integrity is brought to question. See "Orientard"

"Man, how funny was it when Sarah tried to get to (Point A) and ended up somewhere between (Point ∆) and (Point ¡§∞¶). SO orientarded.

by Lord_Squid November 20, 2009

Orientated AroAce

An Oriented AroAce is an AroAce person who identifies with another orientation label in a nonromantic, nonsexual way. For example, Oriented AroAce’s may identify as a Pan AroAce, Bi AroAce, Lesbian AroAce, or Gay AroAce, etc. Other attractions that an Orientated AroAce May feel could be: Alterous Attraction, Aesthetic Attraction, Emotional Attraction, Platonic Attraction, QueerPlatonic Attraction, Sensual Attraction (eg hugs from ppl are nice), etc.

Koko: “Hey, btw I’m Orientated AroAce. That means I still don’t feel romantic and sexual attraction, but I feel other attractions. I feel Aesthetic, Alterous, Platonic, and Qplatonic”.

Kai: “Ah cool, I’ve never heard the term until now. Which way do you swing on the non-romo non-sexual attrac scale?”

Koko: “Oh, I’m Pan AroAce”

Kai: “I’ll always support you”.

by Koko_themouse April 8, 2020

orientated

The illiterate way to say "oriented." While technically a word, you sound like a moron when you say it.

Annoying used car huckster in Phoenix, heard recently on the radio: "We're customer orientated..."

by workinglate February 8, 2007

piss-orientated

Becoming lost or confused as a result of alcohol

Where are we? I'm so piss-orientated

by Prof McJerkson March 14, 2007

orientated

to become oriented, but orientated sounds better.

Max: Where are we?
Bill: Can't you tell?
Max: No
Bill: Look at that building...
Max: Oh ya, I remember now, I'm so orientated!
Bill: Your orientation astounds me, it's a beautiful thing.

by Zumo September 11, 2004

dick orientated

when a women is so straight it hurts.

she’s so dick orientated

by remains2009 November 23, 2020

fanny orientated

when a man is so straight it hurts.

he’s so fanny orientated

by remains2009 November 23, 2020