Organic Chemistry

C'mon guys it's not that bad! Learning the chemical composition of organic molecules is interesting. I mean, who wouldn't want to draw the structural formula of a molecule given its IUPAC name?? Okay maybe i'm just a nerd but still...

Nobody:
Me: OMG YASS! Organic chemistry, my favorite class of the day!
Classmate: Ur weird bro

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 21, 2022

community organizer

Noun. - A stinking fecal smeared gutter rat.

Used in context one might say "Ouch Joe, I just got bit by that big community organizer over there. I sure hate being a city sewer worker."

by Americawillriseagain November 8, 2011

organic strange

An extra-marital sexual experience provided by a non-professional. To be distinguished from inorganic strange, which must be provided by a sex-worker.

Tim: I got some organic strange while I was in Chicago over the weekend.
Tom: Damn, dude, where'd you find that?
Tim: Tinder

by FriendOrFlake June 13, 2016

Sewage organs

The name for a Sjogrens Syndrome patient's organs after their immune system has retardedly attacked them with a force tantamount to David Beckham kicking a soccer ball from midfield.

He got a PhD and was succeeding in life while battling Sjogrens. He then developed sewage organs and became double biocucked.

by HopfBifurcation March 20, 2023

Organic Lawnmower

When you viciously yank anal beads out of a person's anus, as if you're starting a lawnmower.

I gave her an Organic Lawnmower and she slapped my dick off.

by AnalYanker November 28, 2017

organic dissonance

What happens when a person's online persona does not jibe with their in-person reality.

Brittany: So, did you finally meet the new guy?

Brandi: I was really digging him on Ok-Cupid and then we met for coffee. He was wearing a Justin Beiber concert tee AND he had a mullet.

Brittany: MAJOR case of organic dissonance.

Brandi: The WORST.

Brittany: ((cringe))

by bizzy63 February 26, 2012

organic vibrator

When a man farts with his penis inside of a vagina to simulate the vibration of a woman's vibrator.

Becky's rabbit wasn't charged so Sean ate Mexican for dinner and gave her the organic vibrator during sex.

by Cweb39 August 22, 2017